Devlin the BarberFarjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
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Devlin the Barber
Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
Detective and mystery stories; English fiction -- 19th century
"More inconsistency, more lack of logical perception," he said, and
the magnetism in his eyes compelled me to fix my gaze upon the cross
on the table. "You ask me to swear, and you will be content with my
oath. I render you my obligations for your faith in my veracity. How
shall I swear? How shall I deliver myself of the sacred and holy
pledge? There are so many forms, so many symbols, of pledging one's
mortal heart and immortal soul. The civilised Jew, when he is married
to his beloved under the canopy, grinds a wine glass to dust with the
heel of his boot, and the guests and relatives, especially the
relatives of the bride, lift up their voices in joyful praise, with
the conscious self-delusion that this sacred rite insures the
faithfulness of the bridegroom to the woman he has wedded. Some burn
wax candles--very bad wax often--for the release of souls from
purgatory. The Chinaman, called upon for his oath, blows out a candle,
twists the neck of a terrified cock, or smashes a saucer. The
Christian kisses the New Testament; the Jew kisses the Old. The
Christian swears with his hat off; the Jew with his hat on. I could
multiply anomalies, all opposed to each other. Which kind of
obligation would you prefer from me? A cock or a hen? Produce the
sacred symbol, and I am ready. Shall my head be covered or uncovered?
As you please. Ah, how strange! With this pencil and penholder my
fingers have insensibly formed a cross. Shall I swear upon that, and
will it content you? Take your choice, my dear sir, take your choice.
Call me Jew, Christian, Pagan, Chinaman--which you please. I am
willing to oblige you. Or shall we be sensible. Will you take my
simple word for it?"
"I will," I said; "but I must have a hostage."
"Anything, anything, my dear sir. Give it a name."
"Your desk," I said, "which not unlikely contains private writings and
confessions."
"It does," he replied, tapping on the desk with his knuckles. "You
little dream of the treasures, the strange secrets, herein contained.
You would have this as a hostage?"
"I would."
"It shall be yours, on the understanding that if I claim it from you
within three months after the mystery of the murder of Lizzie Melladew
is cleared up, you will deliver it to me again intact, with its
contents unread."
"I promise faithfully," I said.
"I must trouble you," he said; and he suddenly placed his hand upon my
forehead, and stood over me. "Yes," he said, resuming his seat, "the
promise is faithfully made. You will keep it."
He locked the desk, and pushed it across the table to me, putting the
key in his pocket.
"And now, your word of truth and honour," I said.
"Give me your hand. On my truth and honour I pledge myself to you.
Moreover, if it will ease your mind of an absurd suspicion, I declare,
on my truth and honour, that I have had nothing whatever to do with
this murder."
His words carried conviction with them.
"But you will assist me in my search?" I said.
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