Devlin the BarberFarjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
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Devlin the Barber
Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
Detective and mystery stories; English fiction -- 19th century
"To think," he observed, as he peered into the cavities, "that in this
small compass should abide the passions, the emotions, the meannesses,
the noble aspirations, the sordid desires, the selfish instincts and
the power to resist them, the sense of duty, the conscious deceits,
the lust for power, the grovelling worship, the filthy qualities of
animalism, the secret promptings, and all the motley mental and moral
attributes which make a man! To think that from this small compass
have sprung all that constitutes man's history--religion, ethics, the
rise and fall of nations, music, poetry, law, and science! How grand,
how noble does this man, who represents humankind, think himself! What
works he has executed, what marvels discovered! But if the truth were
known, he is a mere dabbler, who, out of his conceit, magnifies the
smallest of molehills into the largest of mountains. He can build a
bridge, but he cannot make a flower that shall bloom to-day and die
to-morrow. He can destroy, but he cannot create. In the open page of
Nature he makes the most trivial of discoveries, and he straightway
writes himself up in letters of gold and builds monuments in his
honour. The stars mock him; the mountains of snow look loftily down
upon the pigmy; the gossamer fly which his eyes can scarcely see
triumphs over his highest efforts. But he has invented for himself a
supreme shelter for defeat and decay. Dear me, dear me--I cannot find
it!"
"What are you looking for?" I asked. "Be kind enough to leave my
brains alone." For he was industriously probing them with some
sensitive instrument.
"I am looking for your grand invention, your soul. I am wondrously
wise, but I have never yet been able to discover its precise
locality."
After some further search he shut up my head, so to speak, and my
fancies took another direction.
All these vagaries seemed to be tumbling over each other in my brain
as I rose from my bed on the floor.
"Had a good night?" asked Devlin.
"If being asleep," I replied, "means having a good night, I have had
it. But my head is in a whirl, nevertheless."
"Keep it cool if you can," said Devlin, "for what you have to go
through. You will find water and soap inside."
He pointed to the little closet adjoining his room, and there I found
all that was necessary for my toilet. I had just finished when Fanny
knocked at the door.
"It's all right, Fanny," I cried. "You can get breakfast ready."
"And don't forget," added Devlin, "the extra rasher for me. How is
dear Lemon?"
That she did not reply and was heard beating a hasty retreat caused a
broad grin to spread over Devlin's face.
"I have provided," he said, "for that worthy creature something of an
entertaining, not to say enthralling, nature, which she can dilate
upon to the last hour of her life. And yet she is not grateful."
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