Dialogue of Comfort Against Tribulation: With Modifications To Obsolete Language By Monica StevensMore, Thomas, Saint
Religion
Dialogue of Comfort Against Tribulation: With Modifications To Obsolete Language By Monica Stevens
More, Thomas, Saint
Consolation
But to tell you now to what good pass her charitable purpose came:
As her husband (the man was a carpenter) stood hewing with his
chip axe upon a piece of timber, she began after her old guise to
revile him so that he waxed wroth at last, and bade her get
herself in or he would lay the helm of his axe about her back. And
he said also that it would be little sin even with that axe head
to chop off the unhappy head of hers that carried such an
ungracious tongue in it. At that word the devil took his time and
whetted her tongue against her teeth. And when it was well
sharpened she swore to him in very fierce anger, "By the mass,
whoreson husband, I wish thou wouldst! Here lieth my head, lo,"
and with that down she laid her head upon the same timber log. "If
thou smite it not off, I beshrew thine whoreson's heart!" With
that, likewise as the devil stood at her elbow, so stood (as I
heard say) his good angel at his, and gave him ghostly courage and
bade him be bold and do it. And so the good man up with his chip
axe and at a chop he chopped off her head indeed.
There were other folk standing by, who had a good sport to hear
her chide, but little they looked for this chance, till it was
done ere they could stop it. They said they heard her tongue
babble in her head, and call, "Whoreson, whoreson!" twice after
the head was off the body. At least, thus they all reported
afterward unto the king, except only one, and that was a woman,
and she said that she heard it not.
VINCENT: Forsooth, this was a wonderful work! What became, uncle,
of the man?
ANTHONY: The king gave him his pardon.
VINCENT: Verily, he might in conscience do no less.
ANTHONY: But then was there almost made a statute that in such a
case there should never after be granted a pardon, but (if the
truth were able to be proved) no husband should need any pardon,
but should have leave by the law to follow the example of that
carpenter, and do the same.
VINCENT: How happed it, uncle, that that good law was left unmade?
ANTHONY: How happed it? As it happeth, cousin, that many more be
left unmade as well as that one, and almost as good as it too,
both here and in other countries--and sometimes some that are
worse be made in their stead. But they say that the hindrance of
that law was the queen's grace, God forgive her soul! It was the
greatest thing, I daresay, that she had to answer for, good lady,
when she died. For surely, save for that one thing, she was a full
blessed woman.
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