Adventure stories; Automobile travel -- Fiction; Inheritance and succession -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
"I'm sorry," regretted Mr. Poynter. "I'm really sorry I feel so
well--but I've got a music-machine." And seating himself most
comfortably by the fire, with a frankly admiring glance at his corduroy
trousers, silken shirt and broad sombrero, he anxiously inquired what
Diane thought of his costume. Indeed, he admitted, that thought had
been uppermost in his mind for days, for he'd copied it very faithfully.
"It's ridiculous!" said Diane, "and you know it."
There, said Mr. Poynter, he must disagree. He didn't know it.
"Well," said Diane flatly, "to my thinking, this is considerably worse
than blowing a tin whistle on the steps of the van!"
Mr. Poynter could not be sure. He said in his delightfully naive way,
however, that a music-machine was a thing to arouse romance and
sympathy with conspicuous success, that more and more the moon was
getting him, and that he did hope Diane would remember that he was the
disguised Duke of Connecticut. Moreover, his most tantalizing
shortcoming up-to-date had seemed to be a total inability to arouse
said romance and sympathy, especially sympathy, for, whether or not
Diane would believe it, even here in this land of flowers he had
encountered frost! Wherefore, having personal knowledge of the success
incidental to unwinding a hullabaloo in proper costume, he had
purchased one from a--er--distinguished gentleman who for singular and
very private reasons had no further use for it. And though the
negotiations, for reasons unnamable, had had to be conducted with
infinite discretion through an unknown third person, he had eventually
found himself the possessor of the hullabaloo, to his great delight.
He had hullabalooed his way along the coast in the wake of a nomadic
friend, but deeming it wise to await the dispersal of frost strangely
engendered by a Regent's Hymn, had discreetly kept his distance and
proved his benevolence, in the manner of his distinguished predecessor,
by playing to all the nice old ladies in the dooryards. . . . And one
of them had given him a piece of pie and a bottle of excellent coffee
and fretted a bit about the way he was wasting his life. Mr. Poynter
added that in the fashion of certain young darkies who infest the
Southern roads, he would willingly stand on his head for a baked potato
in lieu of a nickel, being very hungry.
"You probably mean by that, that you're going to stay to supper!" said
Diane.
Mr. Poynter meant just that.
"Where," demanded Diane, "is the hay-camp?"
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