"How do you distinguish the waiters from the guests in this cafe? Both wear full dress." "Yes, but the waiters keep sober!" * * * * * Albert Asker--Mamma, may I go out in the street? They say there's going to be an eclipse of the sun. Mrs. Asker--Yes, but don't go too near. * * * * * Teacher--What do we see above us when we go out on a clear day? Harry--We see the blue sky. "Correct, and what do we see above us on a rainy day?" "An umbrella." * * * * * Mother--I gave you a nickel yesterday to be good, and to-day you are just as bad as you can be. Willie--Yes, ma I'm trying to show you that you got your money's worth yesterday. ITEMS OF GENERAL INTEREST CAT SAVED BY DOG. Judson T. Logan, of Leverette, Mass., and members of his family overlooked the family cat, "Chum," when they made a hurried escape from their burning home the other day. But "Ted," their big St. Bernard, remembered. The dog discovered the absence of his playmate, rushed back through the smoke and soon reappeared with "Chum" in his mouth. Incidentally the Logans, as well as the other occupants of another apartment in the house gave the dog credit for awakening them by barking, so they reached the street before their escape was cut off by the flames. OVERPOPULATION. A remarkable case of overpopulation is that of the Island of Bukara, in Lake Victoria Nyanza, described by H. L. Duke in the Cornhill Magazine. This island, with an area of 36 square miles, much of which is bare granite, though isolated from the rest of the world, supports a population of 19,000. The small garden plots are carefully marked off and rights of ownership are rigidly observed. Trees are valued more than the land on which they grow. In some cases one man owns the trees and another the ground. A man must not steal his neighbor's leaves, sticks and rubbish. A father may even divide a tree among his children, allotting certain branches to each. FINDS A REAL PARADISE. Thomas Kelley, a farmhand in Paradise, Kan., 60 years old, has just received a present that belonged to anybody until a few days ago. Kelley has been working in this community as a farmhand for some years. Near Paradise is the Worley ranch, consisting of several thousand acres. It has been the opinion of all that Worley owned all the land. Kelley began an investigation and discovered that eighty acres near the center of the ranch never had been homesteaded. He immediately took up the matter with the Topeka land office and is now practically the owner of the farm, worth approximately $5,000. The land is in the heart of a rich and fertile valley, noted for raising wheat. Most of the farm is under cultivation. Kelley will improve the land at once and will erect a house to live in. GIRLS MUST COVER KNEES.