Diderot and the Encyclopædists (Vol. 2 of 2)Morley, John
Philosophy
Diderot and the Encyclopædists (Vol. 2 of 2)
Morley, John
Diderot, Denis, 1713-1784; Encyclopedists
_He._--Rameau, Rameau, did they ever take you for that? The folly
of having had a little taste, a trifle of wit, a spice of reason;
Rameau, my friend, that will teach you the difference between what
God made you, and what your protectors wanted you to be. So they
took you by the shoulder, they led you to the door, and cried: "Be
off, rascal; never appear more. He would fain have sense, reason,
wit, I declare! Off with you; we have all these qualities and to
spare!" You went away biting your thumb; it was your infernal
tongue, that you ought to have bitten before all this. For not
bethinking you of that, here you are in the gutter without a
farthing, or a place to lay your head. You were well housed, and
now you will be lucky if you get your garret again; you had a good
bed, and now a truss of straw awaits you between M. de Soubise's
coachman and friend Robbe. Instead of the gentle quiet slumber that
you had, you will have the neighing and stamping of horses all
night long--you wretch, idiot, possessed by a million devils!
_I._--But is there no way of setting things straight? Is the fault
you committed so unpardonable? If I were you, I should go find my
people again. You are more indispensable to them than you suppose.
_He._--Oh, as for that, I know that now they have me no longer to
make fun for them, they are dull as ditch-water.
_I._--Then I should go back: I would not give them time enough to
learn how to get on without me, or to turn to some more decent
amusement. For who knows what may happen?
_He._--That is not what I am afraid of: that will never come to
pass.
_I._--But sublime as you may be, some one else may replace you.
_He._--Hardly.
_I._--Hardly, it is true. Still I would go with that lacklustre
face, those haggard eyes, that open breast, that tumbled hair, in
that downright tragic state in which you are now. I would throw
myself at the feet of the divinity, and without rising I would say
with a low and sobbing voice: "Forgive me, madam! Forgive me! I am
the vilest of creatures. It was only one unfortunate moment, for
you know I am not subject to common sense, and I promise you, I
will never have it again so long as I live."
[The diverting part of it was that, while I discoursed to him in
this way, he executed it pantomimically, and threw himself on the
ground; with his eyes fixed on the earth, he seemed to hold between
his two hands the tip of a slipper, he wept, he sobbed, he cried:
"Yes, my queen, yes, I promise, I never will, so long as I live, so
long as ever I live...." Then recovering himself abruptly, he went
on in a serious and deliberate tone:]
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