The other temper has its niche in letters, too. There was the man that
"wore his dagger in his mouth." And there was Little Flanigan, the
bailiff's man in Goldsmith's play. During one of our old wars with
France he was always "damning the French, the parle-vous, and all that
belonged to them." "What," he would ask the company, "makes the bread
rising? The parle-vous that devour us. What makes the mutton fivepence a
pound? The parle-vous that eat it up. What makes the beer
threepence-halfpenny a pot?"
Well, your first aim in war is to hit your enemy hard, and the question
may well be quite open--in which of these tempers can he be hit hardest?
If, as we hear, a man's strength be "as the strength of ten because his
heart is pure," possibly it may add a few footpounds to his momentum in
an attack if he has kept a clean tongue in his head. And yet the
production of heavy woollens in the West Riding, for War Office use,
may, for all that we know, have been accelerated by yarns about
crucified Canadians and naked bodies of women found in German trenches.
There is always so much, so bewilderingly much, to be said on both
sides. All I can tell is that during the war the Newbolt spirit seemed,
on the whole, to have its chief seat in and near our front line, and
thence to die down westward all the way to London. There Little Flanigan
was enthroned, and, like Montrose, would bear no rival near his throne,
so that a man on leave from our trench system stood in some danger of
being regarded as little better than one of the wicked. Anyhow, he was a
kind of provincial. Not his will, but that of Flanigan, had to be done.
For Flanigan was at the centre of things; he had leisure, or else
volubility was his trade; and he had got hold of the megaphones.
II
In the first months of the war there was any amount of good
sportsmanship going; most, of course, among men who had seen already the
whites of enemy eyes. I remember the potent emetic effect of Flaniganism
upon a little blond Regular subaltern maimed at the first battle of
Ypres. "Pretty measly sample of the sin against the Holy Ghost!" the
one-legged child grunted savagely, showing a London paper's comic sketch
of a corpulent German running away. The first words I ever heard uttered
in palliation of German misdoings in Belgium came from a Regular N.C.O.,
a Dragoon Guards sergeant, holding forth to a sergeants' mess behind our
line. "We'd have done every damn thing they did," he averred, "if it had
been we." I thought him rather extravagant, then. Later on, when the
long row of hut hospitals, jammed between the Calais-Paris Railway at
Etaples and the great reinforcement camp on the sand-hills above it, was
badly bombed from the air, even the wrath of the R.A.M.C. against those
who had wedged in its wounded and nurses between two staple targets
scarcely exceeded that of our Royal Air Force against war correspondents
who said the enemy must have done it on purpose.
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