Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
Jane, like every other woman in the village, had bought her copy of
_The Purple Fan_. She read it surreptitiously, keeping it concealed,
when not in use, beneath a cushion on the Chesterfield. It was not its
general tone that caused her to do this, but rather the subconscious
feeling that she, a good wife, ought not to be deriving quite so much
enjoyment from the work of a man who had occupied for a time such a
romantic place in her life.
For Jane, unlike myself, adored the book. Eulalie French, its heroine,
whose appeal I had so missed, seemed to her the most fascinating
creature she had ever encountered.
She had read the thing through six times when, going up to town one day
to do some shopping, she ran into Rodney Spelvin. They found themselves
standing side by side on the pavement, waiting for the traffic to pass.
“Rodney!” gasped Jane.
It was a difficult moment for Rodney Spelvin. Five years had passed
since he had last seen Jane, and in those five years so many delightful
creatures had made a fuss of him that the memory of the girl to whom
he had once been engaged for a few weeks had become a little blurred.
In fact, not to put too fine a point on it, he had forgotten Jane
altogether. The fact that she had addressed him by his first name
seemed to argue that they must have met at some time somewhere; but,
though he strained his brain, absolutely nothing stirred.
The situation was one that might have embarrassed another man, but
Rodney Spelvin was a quick thinker. He saw at a glance that Jane was an
extremely pretty girl, and it was his guiding rule in life never to let
anything like that get past him. So he clasped her hand warmly, allowed
an expression of amazed delight to sweep over his face, and gazed
tensely into her eyes.
“You!” he murmured, playing it safe. “You, little one!”
Jane stood five feet seven in her stockings and had a fore-arm like the
village blacksmith’s, but she liked being called “little one.”
“How strange that we should meet like this!” she said, blushing
brightly.
“After all these years,” said Rodney Spelvin, taking a chance. It would
be a nuisance if it turned out that they had met at a studio-party
the day before yesterday, but something seemed to tell him that she
dated back a goodish way. Besides, even if they had met the day before
yesterday, he could get out of it by saying that the hours had seemed
like years. For you cannot stymie these modern poets. The boys are
there.
“More than five,” murmured Jane.
“Now where the deuce was I five years ago?” Rodney Spelvin asked
himself.
Jane looked down at the pavement and shuffled her left shoe nervously.
“I got the violets, Rodney,” she said.
Rodney Spelvin was considerably fogged, but he came back strongly.
“That’s good!” he said. “You got the violets? That’s capital. I was
wondering if you would get the violets.”
“It was like you to send them.”
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