Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
Now, William Bates was not one of your fair-weather golfers. It took
more than a shower to discourage him. But this was real rain, with
which not even the stoutest enthusiast could cope. It poured down all
day in a solid sheet and set the seal on his melancholy. He pottered
about the house, sinking deeper and deeper into the slough of despond,
and was trying to derive a little faint distraction from practising
putts into a tooth-glass when the afternoon post arrived.
There was only one letter. He opened it listlessly. It was from Jukes,
Enderby, and Miller, florists, and what the firm wished to ascertain
was whether, his deposit on white violets to be despatched annually
to Mrs. William Bates being now exhausted, he desired to renew his
esteemed order. If so, on receipt of the money they would spring to the
task of sending same.
William stared at the letter dully. His first impression was that
Jukes, Enderby, and Miller were talking through their collective hats.
White violets? What was all this drivel about white violets? Jukes was
an ass. He knew nothing about white violets. Enderby was a fool. What
had he got to do with white violets? Miller was a pin-head. He had
never deposited any money to have white violets despatched.
William gasped. Yes, by George, he had, though, he remembered with a
sudden start. So he had, by golly! Good gosh! It all came back to him.
He recalled the whole thing, by Jove! Crikey, yes!
The letter swam before William’s eyes. A wave of tenderness engulfed
him. All that had passed recently between Jane and himself was
forgotten--her weirdness, her wish to live in the Metropolis, her
silvery laugh--everything. With one long, loving gulp, William Bates
dashed a not unmanly tear from his eye and, grabbing a hat and
raincoat, rushed out of the house and sprinted for the station.
At about the hour when William flung himself into the train, Jane
was sitting in her studio-apartment, pensively watching little Braid
Vardon as he sported on the floor. An odd melancholy had gripped her.
At first she had supposed that this was due to the rain, but now she
was beginning to realise that the thing went much deeper than that.
Reluctant though she was to confess it, she had to admit that what she
was suffering from was a genuine soul-sadness, due entirely to the fact
that she wanted William.
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