Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
All the mother-love in her was shrieking at her, reproaching her.
She realised now how paltry, how greedily self-centred she had been.
Thinking only of her own pleasures, how sorely she had neglected her
duty as a mother! Long ere this, had she been worthy of that sacred
relation, she would have been brooding over her child, teaching him at
her knee the correct Vardon grip, shielding him from bad habits, seeing
to it that he did not get his hands in front of the ball, putting him
on the right path as regarded the slow back-swing. But, absorbed in
herself, she had sacrificed him to her shallow ambitions. And now there
he was, grasping the club as if it had been a spade and scooping with
it like one of those twenty-four handicap men whom the hot weather
brings out on seaside links.
She shuddered to the very depths of her soul. Before her eyes there
rose a vision of her son, grown to manhood, reproaching her. “If you
had but taught me the facts of life when I was a child, mother,” she
seemed to hear him say, “I would not now be going round in a hundred
and twenty, rising to a hundred and forty in anything like a high wind.”
She snatched the club from his hands with a passionate cry. And at this
precise moment in came Rodney Spelvin, all ready for tea.
“Ah, little one!” said Rodney Spelvin, gaily.
Something in her appearance must have startled him, for he stopped and
looked at her with concern.
“Are you ill?” he asked.
Jane pulled herself together with an effort.
“No, quite well. Ha, ha!” she replied, hysterically.
She stared at him wildly, as she might have stared at a caterpillar in
her salad. If it had not been for this man, she felt, she would have
been with William in their snug little cottage, a happy wife. If it
had not been for this man, her only child would have been laying the
foundations of a correct swing under the eyes of a conscientious pro.
If it had not been for this man--She waved him distractedly to the door.
“Good-bye,” she said. “Thank you so much for calling.”
Rodney Spelvin gaped. This had been the quickest and most tealess
tea-party he had ever assisted at.
“You want me to go?” he said, incredulously.
“Yes, go! go!”
Rodney Spelvin cast a wistful glance at the gate-leg table. He had had
a light lunch, and the sight of the seed-cake affected him deeply. But
there seemed nothing to be done. He moved reluctantly to the door.
“Well, good-bye,” he said. “Thanks for a very pleasant afternoon.”
“So glad to have seen you,” said Jane, mechanically.
The door closed. Jane returned to her thoughts. But she was not alone
for long. A few minutes later there entered the female cubist painter
from downstairs, a manly young woman with whom she had become fairly
intimate.
“Oh, Bates, old chap!” said the cubist painter.
Jane looked up.
“Yes, Osbaldistone?”
“Just came in to borrow a cigarette. Used up all mine.”
“So have I, I’m afraid.”
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