Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
She felt embarrassed and ill at ease. The fact that Rodney had
obviously succeeded in remembering her only after the effort of a
lifetime seemed to her to fling a spanner into the machinery of her
plans at the very outset. It was going to be difficult, she realised,
to conjure him by the memory of their ancient love to spare Anastatia;
for the whole essence of the idea of conjuring any one by the memory of
their ancient love is that the party of the second part should be aware
that there ever was such a thing.
At the luncheon-table conversation proceeded fitfully. Rodney said that
this morning he could have sworn it was going to rain, and Jane said
she had thought so, too, and Rodney said that now it looked as if the
weather might hold up, and Jane said Yes, didn’t it? and Rodney said
he hoped the weather would hold up because rain was such a nuisance,
and Jane said Yes, wasn’t it? Rodney said yesterday had been a nice
day, and Jane said Yes, and Rodney said that it seemed to be getting a
little warmer, and Jane said Yes, and Rodney said that summer would be
here at any moment now, and Jane said Yes, wouldn’t it? and Rodney said
he hoped it would not be too hot this summer, but that, as a matter of
fact, when you came right down to it, what one minded was not so much
the heat as the humidity, and Jane said Yes, didn’t one?
In short, by the time they rose and left the restaurant, not a word
had been spoken that could have provoked the censure of the sternest
critic. Yet William Bates, catching sight of them as they passed down
the aisle, started as if he had been struck by lightning. He had
happened to find himself near the Alcazar at lunch-time and had dropped
in for a chop; and, peering round the pillar which had hidden his table
from theirs, he stared after them with saucer-like eyes.
“Oh, dash it!” said William.
This William Bates, I have indicated in my previous references to him,
was not an abnormally emotional or temperamental man. Built physically
on the lines of a motor-lorry, he had much of that vehicle’s placid and
even phlegmatic outlook on life. Few things had the power to ruffle
William, but, unfortunately, it so happened that one of these things
was Rodney Spelvin. He had never been able entirely to overcome his
jealousy of this man. It had been Rodney who had come within an ace of
scooping Jane from him in the days when she had been Miss Packard. It
had been Rodney who had temporarily broken up his home some years later
by persuading Jane to become a member of the artistic set. And now,
unless his eyes jolly well deceived him, this human gumboil was once
more busy on his dastardly work. Too dashed thick, was William’s view
of the matter; and he gnashed his teeth in such a spasm of resentful
fury that a man lunching at the next table told the waiter to switch
off the electric fan, as it had begun to creak unendurably.
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