Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
“The explanation is simple,” said Rodney Spelvin. “This sweet girl is
the only person in the world who seems able to simply and intelligently
and in a few easily understood words make clear the knack of the thing.
There is none like her, none. I have been to pro. after pro., but not
one has been any good to me. I am a temperamental man, and there is
a lack of sympathy and human understanding about these professionals
which jars on my artist soul. They look at you as if you were a
half-witted child. They click their tongues. They make odd Scotch
noises. I could not endure the strain. And then this wonderful girl,
to whom in a burst of emotion I had confided my unhappy case, offered
to give me private lessons. So I went with her to some of those indoor
practising places. But here, too, my sensibilities were racked by the
fact that unsympathetic eyes observed me. So I fixed up a room here
where we could be alone.”
“And instead of going there,” said Anastatia, “we are wasting half the
afternoon talking.”
William brooded for a while. He was not a quick thinker.
“Well, look here,” he said at length, “this is the point. This is the
nub of the thing. This is where I want you to follow me very closely.
Have you asked Anastatia to marry you?”
“Marry me?” Rodney gazed at him, shocked. “Have I asked her to marry
me? I, who am not worthy to polish the blade of her niblick! I, who
have not even a thirty handicap, ask a girl to marry me who was in
the semi-final of last year’s Ladies’ Open! No, no, Bates, I may be a
_vers-libre_ poet, but I have some sense of what is fitting. I love
her, yes. I love her with a fervour which causes me to frequently and
for hours at a time lie tossing sleeplessly upon my pillow. But I would
not dare to ask her to marry me.”
Anastatia burst into a peal of girlish laughter.
“You poor chump!” she cried. “Is that what has been the matter all this
time! I couldn’t make out what the trouble was. Why, I’m crazy about
you. I’ll marry you any time you give the word.”
Rodney reeled.
“What!”
“Of course I will.”
“Anastatia!”
“Rodney!”
He folded her in his arms.
“Well, I’m dashed,” said William. “It looks to me as if I had been
making rather a lot of silly fuss about nothing. Jane, I wronged you.”
“It was my fault!”
“No, no!”
“Yes, yes.”
“Jane!”
“William!”
He folded her in his arms. The two detectives, having entered the
circumstances in their note-books, looked at one another with moist
eyes.
“Cyril!” said Mr. Brown.
“Reggie!” said Mr. Delancey.
Their hands met in a brotherly clasp.
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