Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
The Wrecking Crew scratched on. The man near the tee rolled his ball
ten yards, then twenty, then thirty--he was improving. Ere long he
would be out of range. Chester rose and swished his driver.
But the end was not yet. The individual operating in the rough on the
left had been advancing in slow stages, and now, finding his ball teed
up on a tuft of grass, he opened his shoulders and let himself go.
There was a loud report, and the ball, hitting a tree squarely, bounded
back almost to the tee, and all the weary work was to do again. By the
time Chester was able to drive, he was reduced by impatience, and the
necessity of refraining from commenting on the state of affairs as he
would have wished to comment, to a frame of mind in which no man could
have kept himself from pressing. He pressed, and topped. The ball
skidded over the turf for a meagre hundred yards.
“D-d-d-dear me!” said Chester.
The next moment he uttered a bitter laugh. Too late a miracle had
happened. One of the foul figures in front was waving its club. Other
ghastly creatures were withdrawing to the side of the fairway. Now,
when the harm had been done, these outcasts were signalling to him to
go through. The hollow mockery of the thing swept over Chester like
a wave. What was the use of going through now? He was a good three
hundred yards from the green, and he needed bogey at this hole to break
the record. Almost absently he drew his brassie from his bag; then, as
the full sense of his wrongs bit into his soul, he swung viciously.
Golf is a strange game. Chester had pressed on the tee and foozled. He
pressed now, and achieved the most perfect shot of his life. The ball
shot from its place as if a charge of powerful explosive were behind
it. Never deviating from a straight line, never more than six feet
from the ground, it sailed up the hill, crossed the bunker, eluded the
mounds beyond, struck the turf, rolled, and stopped fifty feet from the
hole. It was a brassie-shot of a lifetime, and shrill senile yippings
of excitement and congratulation floated down from the Wrecking Crew.
For, degraded though they were, these men were not wholly devoid of
human instincts.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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