Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
“You may not,” retorted Charlotte. “They are the poor boy’s mascot.
You’ve no idea how they have improved his game. He has just beaten me
hollow. I am going to try to learn to bear them, so you must. Really,
you’ve no notion how he has come on. My cripple won’t be able to give
him more than a couple of bisques if he keeps up this form.”
“It’s something about the things,” said Wallace. “They give me
confidence.”
“They give _me_ a pain in the neck,” said Raymond Gandle.
* * * * *
To the thinking man nothing is more remarkable in this life than the
way in which Humanity adjusts itself to conditions which at their
outset might well have appeared intolerable. Some great cataclysm
occurs, some storm or earthquake, shaking the community to its
foundations; and after the first pardonable consternation one finds the
sufferers resuming their ordinary pursuits as if nothing had happened.
There have been few more striking examples of this adaptability than
the behaviour of the members of our golf-club under the impact of
Wallace Chesney’s Plus Fours. For the first few days it is not too
much to say that they were stunned. Nervous players sent their caddies
on in front of them at blind holes, so that they might be warned in
time of Wallace’s presence ahead and not have him happening to them
all of a sudden. And even the pro. was not unaffected. Brought up in
Scotland in an atmosphere of tartan kilts, he nevertheless winced,
and a startled “Hoots!” was forced from his lips when Wallace Chesney
suddenly appeared in the valley as he was about to drive from the fifth
tee.
But in about a week conditions were back to normalcy. Within ten days
the Plus Fours became a familiar feature of the landscape, and were
accepted as such without comment. They were pointed out to strangers
together with the waterfall, the Lover’s Leap, and the view from
the eighth green as things you ought not to miss when visiting the
course; but apart from that one might almost say they were ignored.
And meanwhile Wallace Chesney continued day by day to make the most
extraordinary progress in his play.
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