Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
Into each life, as the poet says, some rain must fall. So much had
recently been falling into Rollo’s that, when Fortune at last sent
along a belated sunbeam, it exercised a cheering effect out of all
proportion to its size. By this I mean that when, some four days after
his conversation with Lettice, Mary Kent asked him to play golf with
her, he read into the invitation a significance which only a lover
could have seen in it. I will not go so far as to say that Rollo
Podmarsh looked on Mary Kent’s suggestion that they should have a round
together as actually tantamount to a revelation of undying love; but he
certainly regarded it as a most encouraging sign. It seemed to him that
things were beginning to move, that Rollo Preferred were on a rising
market. Gone was the gloom of the past days. He forgot those sad,
solitary wanderings of his in the bushes at the bottom of the garden;
he forgot that his mother had bought him a new set of winter woollies
which felt like horsehair; he forgot that for the last few evenings
his arrowroot had tasted rummy. His whole mind was occupied with the
astounding fact that she had voluntarily offered to play golf with him,
and he walked out on to the first tee filled with a yeasty exhilaration
which nearly caused him to burst into song.
“How shall we play?” asked Mary. “I am a twelve. What is your handicap?”
Rollo was under the disadvantage of not actually possessing a handicap.
He had a sort of private system of book-keeping of his own by which he
took strokes over if they did not seem to him to be up to sample, and
allowed himself five-foot putts at discretion. So he had never actually
handed in the three cards necessary for handicapping purposes.
“I don’t exactly know,” he said. “It’s my ambition to get round in
under a hundred, but I’ve never managed it yet.”
“Never?”
“Never! It’s strange, but something always seems to go wrong.”
“Perhaps you’ll manage it to-day,” said Mary, encouragingly, so
encouragingly that it was all that Rollo could do to refrain from
flinging himself at her feet and barking like a dog. “Well, I’ll start
you two holes up, and we’ll see how we get on. Shall I take the honour?”
She drove off one of those fair-to-medium balls which go with a twelve
handicap. Not a great length, but nice and straight.
“Splendid!” cried Rollo, devoutly.
“Oh, I don’t know,” said Mary. “I wouldn’t call it anything special.”
Titanic emotions were surging in Rollo’s bosom as he addressed his
ball. He had never felt like this before, especially on the first
tee--where as a rule he found himself overcome with a nervous humility.
“Oh, Mary! Mary!” he breathed to himself as he swung.
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