Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
“Marvellous!” she said. “You’ll get a two. Five for the first two
holes! Why, you simply must get round in under a hundred now.” She
swung, but too lightly; and her ball fell in the water. “I’ll give
you this,” she said, without the slightest chagrin, for this girl had
a beautiful nature. “Let’s get on to the third. Four up! Why, you’re
wonderful!”
And not to weary you with too much detail, I will simply remark that,
stimulated by her gentle encouragement, Rollo Podmarsh actually came
off the ninth green with a medal score of forty-six for the half-round.
A ten on the seventh had spoiled his card to some extent, and a nine on
the eighth had not helped, but nevertheless here he was in forty-six,
with the easier half of the course before him. He tingled all
over--partly because he was wearing the new winter woollies to which I
have alluded previously, but principally owing to triumph, elation, and
love. He gazed at Mary as Dante might have gazed at Beatrice on one of
his particularly sentimental mornings.
Mary uttered an exclamation.
“Oh, I’ve just remembered,” she exclaimed. “I promised to write last
night to Jane Simpson and give her that new formula for knitting
jumpers. I think I’ll ’phone her now from the club-house and then it’ll
be off my mind. You go on to the tenth, and I’ll join you there.”
Rollo proceeded over the brow of the hill to the tenth tee, and was
filling in the time with practice-swings when he heard his name spoken.
“Good gracious, Rollo! I couldn’t believe it was you at first.”
He turned to see his sister, Mrs. Willoughby, the mother of the child
Lettice.
“Hallo!” he said. “When did you get back?”
“Late last night. Why, it’s extraordinary!”
“Hope you had a good time. What’s extraordinary? Listen, Enid. Do you
know what I’ve done? Forty-six for the first nine! Forty-six! And
holing out every putt.”
“Oh, then that accounts for it.”
“Accounts for what?”
“Why, your looking so pleased with life. I got an idea from Letty, when
she wrote to me, that you were at death’s door. Your gloom seems to
have made a deep impression on the child. Her letter was full of it.”
Rollo was moved.
“Dear little Letty! She is wonderfully sympathetic.”
“Well, I must be off now,” said Enid Willoughby. “I’m late. Oh, talking
of Letty. Don’t children say the funniest things! She wrote in her
letter that you were very old and wretched and that she was going to
put you out of your misery.”
“Ha ha ha!” laughed Rollo.
“We had to poison poor old Ponto the other day, you know, and poor
little Letty was inconsolable till we explained to her that it was
really the kindest thing to do, because he was so old and ill. But just
imagine her thinking of wanting to end _your_ sufferings!”
“Ha ha!” laughed Rollo. “Ha ha h--”
His voice trailed off into a broken gurgle. Quite suddenly a sinister
thought had come to him.
_The arrowroot had tasted rummy!_
“Why, what on earth is the matter?” asked Mrs. Willoughby, regarding
his ashen face.
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