Doctor Grimshawe's Secret — a RomanceHawthorne, Nathaniel
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Doctor Grimshawe's Secret — a Romance
Hawthorne, Nathaniel
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“Only follow my guidance,” said the Warden, “and I assure you you shall
have back whatever blood we have deprived you of, together with an
addition. It is now luncheon-time, and we will begin the process of
replenishing your veins.”
So they went into a refectory, where were spread upon the board what
might have seemed a goodly dinner to most Americans; though for this
Englishman it was but a by-incident, a slight refreshment, to enable him
to pass the midway stage of life. It is an excellent thing to see the
faith of a hearty Englishman in his own stomach, and how well that
kindly organ repays his trust; with what devout assimilation he takes to
himself his kindred beef, loving it, believing in it, making a good
use of it, and without any qualms of conscience or prescience as to the
result. They surely eat twice as much as we; and probably because of
their undoubted faith it never does them any harm. Dyspepsia is merely a
superstition with us. If we could cease to believe in its existence,
it would exist no more. Redclyffe, eating little himself, his wound
compelling him to be cautious as to his diet, was secretly delighted to
see what sweets the Warden found in a cold round of beef, in a pigeon
pie, and a cut or two of Yorkshire ham; not that he was ravenous, but
that his stomach was so healthy.
“You eat little, my friend,” said the Warden, pouring out a glass of
sherry for Redclyffe, and another for himself. “But you are right, in
such a predicament as yours. Spare your stomach while you are weakly,
and it will help you when you are strong This, now, is the most
enjoyable meal of the day with me. You will not see me play such a knife
and fork at dinner; though there too, especially if I have ridden out
in the afternoon, I do pretty well. But, come now, if (like most of your
countrymen, as I have heard) you are a lover of the weed, I can offer
you some as delicate Latakia as you are likely to find in England.”
“I lack that claim upon your kindness, I am sorry to say,” replied
Redclyffe. “I am not a good smoker, though I have occasionally taken a
cigar at need.”
“Well, when you find yourself growing old, and especially if you chance
to be a bachelor, I advise you to cultivate the habit,” said the Warden.
“A wife is the only real obstacle or objection to a pipe; they can
seldom be thoroughly reconciled, and therefore it is well for a man to
consider, beforehand, which of the two he can best dispense with. I know
not how it might have been once, had the conflicting claim of these two
rivals ever been fairly presented to me; but I now should be at no loss
to choose the pipe.”
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