Doctor Grimshawe's Secret — a RomanceHawthorne, Nathaniel
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Doctor Grimshawe's Secret — a Romance
Hawthorne, Nathaniel
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His quick apprehending had taught him something of the difference of
taste between an English and an American audience at a dinner-table;
he felt that there must be a certain looseness, and carelessness, and
roughness, and yet a certain restraint; that he must not seem to aim
at speaking well, although, for his own ambition, he was not content
to speak ill; that, somehow or other, he must get a heartiness into his
speech; that he must not polish, nor be too neat, and must come with
a certain rudeness to his good points, as if he blundered on them,
and were surprised into them. Above all, he must let the good wine and
cheer, and all that he knew and really felt of English hospitality, as
represented by the kind Warden, do its work upon his heart, and speak
up to the extent of what he felt--and if a little more, then no great
harm--about his own love for the father-land, and the broader grounds of
the relations between the two countries. On this system, Redclyffe began
to speak; and being naturally and habitually eloquent, and of mobile and
ready sensibilities, he succeeded, between art and nature, in making
a speech that absolutely delighted the company, who made the old hall
echo, and the banners wave and tremble, and the board shake, and the
glasses jingle, with their rapturous applause. What he said--or some
shadow of it, and more than he quite liked to own--was reported in the
county paper that gave a report of the dinner; but on glancing over it,
it seems not worth while to produce this eloquent effort in our pages,
the occasion and topics being of merely temporary interest.
Redclyffe sat down, and sipped his claret, feeling a little ashamed of
himself, as people are apt to do after a display of this kind.
“You know the way to the English heart better than I do,” remarked his
Lordship, after a polite compliment to the speech. “Methinks these dull
English are being improved in your atmosphere. The English need a
change every few centuries,--either by immigration of new stock, or
transportation of the old,--or else they grow too gross and earthly,
with their beef, mutton, and ale. I think, now, it might benefit both
countries, if your New England population were to be reciprocally
exchanged with an equal number of Englishmen. Indeed, Italians might do
as well.”
“I should regret,” said Redclyffe, “to change the English, heavy as they
are.”
“You are an admirable Englishman,” said his Lordship. “For my part,
I cannot say that the people are very much to my taste, any more than
their skies and climate, in which I have shivered during the two years
that I have spent here.”
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