If it be chance; or if it be according To the old text, still better:—lest it should Turn out so, we’ll say nothing ’gainst the wording, As several people think such hazards rude. They’re right; our days are too brief for affording Space to dispute what no one ever could Decide, and every body one day will Know very clearly—or at least lie still. And therefore will I leave off metaphysical Discussion, which is neither here nor there: If I agree that what is, is; then this I call Being quite perspicuous and extremely fair; The truth is, I’ve grown lately rather phthisical: I don’t know what the reason is—the air Perhaps; but as I suffer from the shocks Of illness, I grow much more orthodox. The first attack at once proved the Divinity (But that I never doubted, nor the Devil); The next, the Virgin’s mystical virginity; The third, the usual Origin of Evil; The fourth at once establish’d the whole Trinity On so uncontrovertible a level, That I devoutly wish’d the three were four, On purpose to believe so much the more. To our Theme.—The man who has stood on the Acropolis, And look’d down over Attica; or he Who has sail’d where picturesque Constantinople is, Or seen Timbuctoo, or hath taken tea In small-eyed China’s crockery-ware metropolis, Or sat amidst the bricks of Nineveh, May not think much of London’s first appearance— But ask him what he thinks of it a year hence? Don Juan had got out on Shooter’s Hill; Sunset the time, the place the same declivity Which looks along that vale of good and ill Where London streets ferment in full activity; While every thing around was calm and still, Except the creak of wheels, which on their pivot he Heard,—and that bee-like, bubbling, busy hum Of cities, that boil over with their scum:— I say, Don Juan, wrapt in contemplation, Walk’d on behind his carriage, o’er the summit, And lost in wonder of so great a nation, Gave way to ’t, since he could not overcome it. ‘And here,’ he cried, ‘is Freedom’s chosen station; Here peals the people’s voice, nor can entomb it Racks, prisons, inquisitions; resurrection Awaits it, each new meeting or election. ‘Here are chaste wives, pure lives; here people pay But what they please; and if that things be dear, ’Tis only that they love to throw away Their cash, to show how much they have a-year. Here laws are all inviolate; none lay Traps for the traveller; every highway ’s clear: Here—’ he was interrupted by a knife, With,—‘Damn your eyes! your money or your life!’ These freeborn sounds proceeded from four pads In ambush laid, who had perceived him loiter Behind his carriage; and, like handy lads, Had seized the lucky hour to reconnoitre, In which the heedless gentleman who gads Upon the road, unless he prove a fighter, May find himself within that isle of riches Exposed to lose his life as well as breeches.