However, he replied at hazard, with A modest confidence and calm assurance, Which lent his learned lucubrations pith, And pass’d for arguments of good endurance. That prodigy, Miss Araminta Smith (Who at sixteen translated ‘Hercules Furens’ Into as furious English), with her best look, Set down his sayings in her common-place book. Juan knew several languages—as well He might—and brought them up with skill, in time To save his fame with each accomplish’d belle, Who still regretted that he did not rhyme. There wanted but this requisite to swell His qualities (with them) into sublime: Lady Fitz-Frisky, and Miss Maevia Mannish, Both long’d extremely to be sung in Spanish. However, he did pretty well, and was Admitted as an aspirant to all The coteries, and, as in Banquo’s glass, At great assemblies or in parties small, He saw ten thousand living authors pass, That being about their average numeral; Also the eighty ‘greatest living poets,’ As every paltry magazine can show its. In twice five years the ‘greatest living poet,’ Like to the champion in the fisty ring, Is call’d on to support his claim, or show it, Although ’tis an imaginary thing. Even I—albeit I’m sure I did not know it, Nor sought of foolscap subjects to be king— Was reckon’d a considerable time, The grand Napoleon of the realms of rhyme. But Juan was my Moscow, and Faliero My Leipsic, and my Mount Saint Jean seems Cain: ‘La Belle Alliance’ of dunces down at zero, Now that the Lion ’s fall’n, may rise again: But I will fall at least as fell my hero; Nor reign at all, or as a monarch reign; Or to some lonely isle of gaolers go, With turncoat Southey for my turnkey Lowe. Sir Walter reign’d before me; Moore and Campbell Before and after; but now grown more holy, The Muses upon Sion’s hill must ramble With poets almost clergymen, or wholly; And Pegasus hath a psalmodic amble Beneath the very Reverend Rowley Powley, Who shoes the glorious animal with stilts, A modern Ancient Pistol—by the hilts? Then there’s my gentle Euphues, who, they say, Sets up for being a sort of moral me; He’ll find it rather difficult some day To turn out both, or either, it may be. Some persons think that Coleridge hath the sway; And Wordsworth has supporters, two or three; And that deep-mouth’d Boeotian ‘Savage Landor’ Has taken for a swan rogue Southey’s gander. John Keats, who was kill’d off by one critique, Just as he really promised something great, If not intelligible, without Greek Contrived to talk about the gods of late, Much as they might have been supposed to speak. Poor fellow! His was an untoward fate; ’Tis strange the mind, that very fiery particle, Should let itself be snuff’d out by an article.