The dinner and the soiree too were done, The supper too discuss’d, the dames admired, The banqueteers had dropp’d off one by one— The song was silent, and the dance expired: The last thin petticoats were vanish’d, gone Like fleecy Clouds into the sky retired, And nothing brighter gleam’d through the saloon Than dying tapers—and the peeping moon. The evaporation of a joyous day Is like the last glass of champagne, without The foam which made its virgin bumper gay; Or like a system coupled with a doubt; Or like a soda bottle when its spray Has sparkled and let half its spirit out; Or like a billow left by storms behind, Without the animation of the wind; Or like an opiate, which brings troubled rest, Or none; or like—like nothing that I know Except itself;—such is the human breast; A thing, of which similitudes can show No real likeness,—like the old Tyrian vest Dyed purple, none at present can tell how, If from a shell-fish or from cochineal. So perish every tyrant’s robe piece-meal! But next to dressing for a rout or ball, Undressing is a woe; our robe de chambre May sit like that of Nessus, and recall Thoughts quite as yellow, but less clear than amber. Titus exclaim’d, ‘I’ve lost a day!’ Of all The nights and days most people can remember (I have had of both, some not to be disdain’d), I wish they’d state how many they have gain’d. And Juan, on retiring for the night, Felt restless, and perplex’d, and compromised: He thought Aurora Raby’s eyes more bright Than Adeline (such is advice) advised; If he had known exactly his own plight, He probably would have philosophised: A great resource to all, and ne’er denied Till wanted; therefore Juan only sigh’d. He sigh’d;—the next resource is the full moon, Where all sighs are deposited; and now It happen’d luckily, the chaste orb shone As clear as such a climate will allow; And Juan’s mind was in the proper tone To hail her with the apostrophe—‘O thou!’ Of amatory egotism the Tuism, Which further to explain would be a truism. But lover, poet, or astronomer, Shepherd, or swain, whoever may behold, Feel some abstraction when they gaze on her: Great thoughts we catch from thence (besides a cold Sometimes, unless my feelings rather err); Deep secrets to her rolling light are told; The ocean’s tides and mortals’ brains she sways, And also hearts, if there be truth in lays. Juan felt somewhat pensive, and disposed For contemplation rather than his pillow: The Gothic chamber, where he was enclosed, Let in the rippling sound of the lake’s billow, With all the mystery by midnight caused; Below his window waved (of course) a willow; And he stood gazing out on the cascade That flash’d and after darken’d in the shade.