Donovan Pasha, and Some People of Egypt — CompleteParker, Gilbert
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Donovan Pasha, and Some People of Egypt — Complete
Parker, Gilbert
Egypt -- Fiction; Short stories
“I ain’t sayin’ ‘as ‘e went, an’ I ain’t thinkin’ as ‘e went. I’m
waitin’ like a bloomin’ telegarpher at the end of a wire. ‘E was the
pick o’ fifteen ‘underd men was Macnamara.”
“What sent t’ laad to Goordon?”
“A-talkin’ of ‘isself silly to two lydies at onct.”
“Aye, theer’s the floower o’ the flock. Breakin’ hearts an’ spoilin’
lives--aw’ve seen them floowers bloomin’.”
“‘E didn’t break no witherin’ ‘earts, an’ ‘e didn’t spoil no lives. The
lydies was both married afore Macnamara got as far as Wady Halfar. ‘E
break ‘earts--not much! ‘E went to Khartoum to be quiet.”
“Aw’m pityin’ the laads that married them lasses.”
“‘Ere, keep your bloomin’ pity. I wuz one. An’ if your pity’s ‘urtin’
yer, think of ‘im as ‘adn’t no wife nor kid to say when ‘e’s dead, ‘Poor
Peter Macnamara, ‘e is gone.”’
“A good job too, aw’m thinkin’.”
“An’ a bloornin’ ‘ard ‘eart y’ ‘ave. Wantin’ of a man to die without
leavin’ ‘is mark--‘is bleedin’ ‘all mark on the world. I ‘ave two--two
kids I ‘ave; an’ so ‘elp me Gawd, things bein’ as they are, I wouldn’t
say nothin’ if one of ‘em was Macnamara’s--wich it ain’t--no fear!”
“Was Macnamara here you wouldn’t say thaat to his faace, aw’m thinkin’.”
“I’d break ‘is ‘ulkin’ neck first. I ain’t puttin’ these things on the
‘oardins, an’ I ain’t thinkin’ ‘em, if ‘ee’s alive in the clutches
of the ‘eathen Kalifer at Homdurman. There’s them as says ‘e is,
an’ there’s them as says ‘e was cut down after Gordon. But it’s only
Gawd-forsaken Arabs as says it, an’ they’ll lie wichever way you want
‘em.”
“Aye, laad, but what be great foolks doin’ at Cairo? They be sendin’
goold for Slatin an’ Ohrwalder by sooch-like heathen as lie to you. If
Macnamara be alive, what be Macnamara doin’? An’ what be Wingate an’
Kitchener an’ great foolks at Cairo doin’?”
“They’re sayin’, ‘Macnamara, ‘oos ‘e? ‘E ain’t no class. ‘Oo wants
Macnamara!’”
Holgate raised himself on his elbow, a look of interest in his face,
which he tried to disguise. “See, laad,” he said, “why does tha not send
messenger thaself--a troosty messenger?”
“‘Ere, do you think I’m a bloomin’ Crosus? I’ve done the trick twice-ten
pounds o’ loot once, an’ ten golden shillin’s another. Bloomin’ thieves
both of ‘em--said they wuz goin’ to Homdurman, and didn’t not much! But
one of ‘em went to ‘eaven with cholery, an’ one is livin’ yet with a
crooked leg, with is less than I wuz workin’ for.”
Holgate was sitting bolt upright now. “Didst tha save them ten sooverins
to get news o’ Macnamara, laad?”
“Think I bloomin’ well looted ‘em--go to ‘ell!” said Henry Withers of
the Sick Horse Depot, and left the lower deck of the Osiris in a fit of
sudden anger.
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