Dorset dear : $b Idylls of country lifeFrancis, M. E.
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Dorset dear : $b Idylls of country life
Francis, M. E.
Dorset (England) -- Fiction; Short stories, English -- Irish authors
Late on the last day of the month she was making her way back from the
town with a very melancholy face, when, at a turn in the road, she
suddenly encountered Jacob; Jacob in holiday attire, carrying a large
nosegay of monthly roses and lilac.
“Hullo, my maid,” he cried genially, “well met! I were just a-goin’ to
see you.”
“Were you?” returned Bethia, in a very small constrained voice.
“E-es, I was a-bringin’ you these here flowers. I seed ’em i’ th’
garden just now, and I thought you’d like ’em.”
“Oh, Mr. Fowler, you shouldn’t give them to me!” cried the girl with
a catch in her voice. “I’ve--I’ve just been and taken out a summons
against you.”
“Oh, and have you?” said Jacob staring at her. “Well, that’s summat.”
“Yes,” returned Bethia desperately. “I waited till the end of the
month, and then I had to do it; it was my duty. Oh, dear; oh, dear!”
“Well, to think on’t,” said Jacob, still apparently more surprised than
angry. “Lard ha’ mercy! That be a pretty thing for a maid to do.”
“So you’d best take back your flowers,” broke out Bethia. “I know
everything’s at an end between us. I’ve quite made up my mind to it.”
“Ah,” said Jacob, eyeing her thoughtfully; “’tis queer once folks makes
up their minds how a notion will stick i’ their heads. Now all this
month I’ve been a-thinkin’ and a-thinkin’--I never was one to do a
thing in a hurry--but at last I reckoned I’d got it settled. ‘I’ll do
it,’ I says, ‘I’ll ax the maid to marry I--that’ll be the best way out
of it. She’ll not want to go again’ I then,’ I says. And you go and
summons me.”
Bethia burst out crying. “Oh, Jacob,” she cried, “why couldn’t you have
done it before? If you had asked me kindly--if you had told me to give
up for your sake, I--I--I----”
She broke off, sobbing bitterly.
“’Tis true,” said Jacob regretfully, “I mid ha’ axed ye a bit softer--I
mid ha’ spoke a bit more kind--but you did go and put my back up with
stickin’ to the notion so obstinate. Says I to myself, ‘So soon as ever
she gives in I’ll ax her--but she must give in’--and you wouldn’t. So
then I thought--‘Dally! I’ll ax her first and then we’ll see.’ And then
you go and put the law on me afore I’ve time to open my mouth.”
“Oh, Jacob! I waited a whole month,” protested Bethia, almost
inarticulately; “and you never said anything, and I thought you didn’t
care about me, and it seemed to be my duty.”
She covered her face with her hands. Jacob stared at her for a moment,
and then suddenly slapped his thigh and burst into a roar of laughter.
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