Dorset dear : $b Idylls of country lifeFrancis, M. E.
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Dorset dear : $b Idylls of country life
Francis, M. E.
Dorset (England) -- Fiction; Short stories, English -- Irish authors
Alas for Daniel! His jubilation was short-lived. Early on the morrow
he was up and doing, putting the final touches to his preparations for
welcoming his bride, and he set forth in good time to join the wedding
party, whom he found ready and waiting for him, sitting stiffly in
a row in the parlour. Mr. Cosser, magnificent in broadcloth and his
father’s deerskin waistcoat; Mrs. Cosser in a violet gown and a Paisley
shawl; Dick Cosser, Phœbe’s younger brother, in a suit of checks that
would set an æsthetic person’s teeth on edge; Phœbe herself in a
crimson silk with a white hat and a fluffy tippet, over which her eyes
twinkled with most uncanny effect. Daniel privately thought she looked
very well, and extended his arm to his future mother-in-law, with a
bosom swelling with pride. Mr. Cosser had already preceded them with
Phœbe, and Dick brought up the rear with his cousin Mary Ann, a tall
maid of sixteen, who had an unusual capacity for giggling; these two
were to officiate respectively as best man and bridesmaid. Daniel’s
parents had long been dead, and most of his relations scattered, but
his married sister who lived at some little distance, had promised to
drive over and meet them at the church. She and her husband and their
three or four olive-branches were, in fact, already installed in one of
the front pews when the little procession arrived; the clergyman was in
readiness, and the ceremony began without delay.
All went well at first; Phœbe was jubilant and extremely audible in her
replies, Daniel gruff and sheepish as it behoved a rustic bridegroom to
be, but just as the Rector uplifting his voice inquired “Dost thou take
this woman to be thy wedded wife?” a certain scuffling sound was heard
at the further end of the church, and the half-made husband might have
been seen to start and falter. “Daniel, wilt thou have this woman to be
thy wedded wife?” repeated the Rector sternly.
Suppressed titters were heard, not only from the direction of the
porch, but actually from the aisles. For the life of him, Daniel could
not resist turning his head right and left with an anguished gaze.
Horror! There was Abel Bolt peering from behind one pillar, and surely
that was Jarge’s impudent face grinning at him from the opposite side.
The Rector glared through his spectacles and uplifted his voice yet
more.
“Daniel!” he cried emphatically, “wilt thou have this woman to be thy
wedded wife?”
The best man cleared his throat warningly, and the bride turning a
reproachful glance somewhere in the direction of the west window,
nudged him with her elbow.
“Speak up!” she whispered. This was the last straw.
Hardly knowing what he did, Daniel started away from her, and whisking
round charged through the bridal party, down the nave, thrust aside the
knot of gaping onlookers in the porch, descended the flight of steps
apparently with one stride, and bounding over the lychgate fled into
the fields on the opposite side of the road.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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