Dorset dear : $b Idylls of country lifeFrancis, M. E.
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Dorset dear : $b Idylls of country life
Francis, M. E.
Dorset (England) -- Fiction; Short stories, English -- Irish authors
“‘Please ye, ma’am,’ says Jenny (I wouldn’t have her callin’ I _Cousin
Maria_, d’ye see, a little maid same as her out of a institootion! She
did offer to call I so once or twice, but I soon checked her). ‘Please
ye, ma’am,’ she says, ‘this ’ere poor chap was so terr’ble cold--froze
up he was--he’d a-been walkin’ ten mile an’ more in the snow; and when
he axed I to let en in to warm hisself a bit, I didn’t think you’d
object.’
“‘You didn’t think I’d object,’ says I. ‘You little good-for-nothin’
hussy! We might ha’ been robbed an’ murdered for all you care.’
“The man turned round laughin’ as impident as ye like. He was a
Irishman, Mrs. Cross--I could tell it the very minute I clapped eyes on
his face, afore he so much as opened his mouth, and when he did begin
to speak, Lard ha’ mercy me! I never did hear sick languidge.”
“Swearin’ an’ that?” questioned Mrs. Cross, with her head on one side.
“Oh no, nothin’ o’ that sort, but sick a queer, ignorant fayshion o’
talkin’. ‘The top o’ the mornin’ to ye, ma’am,’ says he. ‘Is it murther
ye’re talkin’ of? Sure, how could I be afther murtherin’ ye when ye
weren’t here?’ he says. ‘Don’t ye be afeerd,’ he went on--I can’t
really remember his queer talk, but he said he had come over harvestin’
an’ then got laid up wi’ a fever, an’ was a long time in hospital, and
now, he said, he was on his way to see a friend who had been in the
hospital at the same time, and after that he had the promise of work.
“A reg’lar cock-and-bull story; I didn’t believe a word on’t. I did
tell en so.
“‘Why be ye a-trapsin’ the roads then,’ says I, ‘if you’ve a-been
invited to stay with a friend?’
“‘I missed my road,’ says he, ‘I took the wrong turn; I shan’t get
there till night now,’ he says. ‘I’m a bit weak still with being sick
so long, and it’ll take me all my time to get there.’
“‘You’d best be startin’ then,’ says I, p’intin’ to the door. Then if
ye’ll believe it that little impident maid ups and interferes.
“‘Oh, ma’am,’ she says, ‘let him bide and eat a bit o’ dinner wi’ us.
I’m sure he’s a respectable man, and it’s Sunday and all. And there’s
more dinner nor we can eat.’
“Well, I could ha’ shook her--‘I’ll thank ye, Jenny, to mind your own
business,’ I says, ‘a little chit like you, what’s kept for charity.
Bain’t it enough,’ I says, ‘to be beholden to I for every bit you do
put into your own mouth wi’out wantin’ to waste the food what don’t
belong to ye on good-for-nothin’ tramps and idlers?’ I says. Then the
man gets up.
“‘That’ll do, ma’am,’ he says, ‘I wouldn’t touch bite or sup of yours,’
he says, ‘for fear it ’ud stick in my throat. Good-bye my dear,’ he
says to Jenny, ‘an’ blessin’s on your pretty face and your kind heart.
Maybe better times ’ull be comin’ for you as well as for me,’ he says.”
“Ah,” put in Mrs. Cross excitedly, “he had summat in his mind about
her, you mid be sure.”
Mrs. Chaffey threw out a warning hand once more and pursued her
narrative.
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