Dorset dear : $b Idylls of country lifeFrancis, M. E.
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Dorset dear : $b Idylls of country life
Francis, M. E.
Dorset (England) -- Fiction; Short stories, English -- Irish authors
“‘I never said nothin’, ma’am,’ says she.
“Such a story. It do stand to reason as if she must ha’ gone abusin’ o’
I.”
“Maybe he thought of hissel’ you was a bit hard on her,” said Mrs.
Cross, struck by a brilliant idea.
The inspiration, however, was not a happy one apparently. Mrs. Chaffey
took great umbrage, and it was, indeed, some time before her neighbour
could pacify her sufficiently to induce her to continue her tale.
“I did talk to her kind, an’ I did talk to her sharp,” she resumed, in
an aggrieved tone. “But no; she wouldn’t hear reason, an’ at last I did
fair lose patience.
“‘Well, then,’ says I, ‘I be done wi’ ’ee; I’ll ha’ no more to say to
’ee from this out. If you do leave yer good home,’ I says, ‘an’ desert
one what’s the same as yer mother, I be done wi’ ’ee. Mark my words,’ I
did tell her, ‘this ’ere marriage’ll turn out unlucky. You’ll repent it
all the days of your life.’”
“Ah!” said Mrs. Cross, sucking in her breath with gruesome relish. “An’
she did, Mrs. Chaffey, I should think. She _did_.”
“She did ought to,” returned Mrs. Chaffey, impressively, and paused.
“I d’ ’low she hasn’t done so very well for herself?” insinuated the
other. “She hasn’t a-got such a very good home.”
Mrs. Chaffey rubbed her nose and coughed, but apparently did not feel
called upon to enter into particulars as to the recreant Jenny’s
domicile.
“Her man be out o’ work pretty often, I dare say?” hinted Mrs. Cross.
“Not as I’ve heerd on, so far,” returned her neighbour, in a tone which
implied that Mr. Connor would probably find himself thrown upon the
world in a very short time.
“Any family, my dear?”
“Two,” replied the widow. “Two childern, Mrs. Cross--a boy an’ a girl.”
“You haven’t ever seen them, of course?”
“E-es, my dear,” responded Mrs. Chaffey, with a superior air. “I do see
’em two or three times a year. I bain’t one for to bear malice. When
her ’usband do drive her over on a Bank Holiday I could never have the
’eart for to shut my door i’ their faces.”
“Drive over!” exclaimed Mrs. Cross. “They must be free wi’ their dibs
to go throwin’ ’em about on car-hire.”
“It don’t cost them nothin’,” said Mrs. Chaffey hastily. “’Tis their
own trap.”
Mrs. Cross gasped.
“They keeps a trap! They must be pretty well off.”
Seeing that this remark was evidently unpleasing to her new friend, she
obsequiously hastened to allude to what she felt sure must be a genuine
grievance.
“An’ not a bit grateful, as you was a-sayin’ jist now! She don’t
remember, I shouldn’t think, all what you’ve a-done for her. She don’t
never make you no return I d’ ’low. She don’t never give ’ee nothin’,
do she?”
“Nothin’ to speak of,” retorted the other, peevishly, and closed her
mouth with a snap.
“Such as half a dozen fresh eggs, I suppose?” suggested Mrs. Cross.
“She wouldn’t ever give ’ee a fowl now, would she? Would she?” she
persisted, as Mrs. Chaffey did not answer. “I shouldn’t think she’d
ever give ’ee a fowl. Lard, no, not a fowl--would she?”
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