Dorset dear : $b Idylls of country lifeFrancis, M. E.
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Dorset dear : $b Idylls of country life
Francis, M. E.
Dorset (England) -- Fiction; Short stories, English -- Irish authors
“A pretty notion indeed,” cried Annie, “and a pretty figure he’d be to
go out a-coortin’!”
“’E-es,” resumed Maggie, with ever-increasing indignation, “a pretty
figure, I d’ ’low. Tell ye what, Olf, next time you go a-coortin’ ye’d
best wash your face first.”
“Ah! ’tis true. ’Twould be a good notion,” laughed the farmer. “Ye
bain’t exactly the kind o’ figure a maid ’ud jump at.”
Olf raised a grimy hand to his sunburnt face as though to ascertain
what manner of appearance it presented. It was true he had not washed
it that morning, but there was nothing surprising in that. It would
indeed have been a manifestly sinful waste of soap and water to perform
one’s ablutions before “sarving” the pigs. In fact, according to
established custom, Olf’s toilet was accomplished at a late hour in
the afternoon when his labours were concluded. The condition of his
chin would have at once announced to any experienced observer that it
was then the middle of the week; from the appearance of his garments
he might have recently effected a change with a tolerably respectable
scarecrow. Altogether, after a moment’s reflection, Olf felt that
Maggie’s point of view was justified, and that he was not precisely
the kind of figure to go courting at such short notice. Presently he
remarked reflectively, “Ah! ’tis true, I mid ’ave washed myself a bit
afore axin’ the question. I will next time.”
Then he held out his hand to the farmer for the paper, pocketed it, and
went shambling across the yard towards the corner where the pig-bucket
stood.
Except for the clatter of the cans, and the sound of the spurting milk,
silence reigned in the shed for a moment after his departure. The
farmer stood scratching his chin meditatively, while the women-folk
appeared also lost in thought.
By-and-by Mrs. Inkpen’s voice sounded muffled from behind her cow. “A
thousand pound, mind ye, isn’t to be picked up every day.”
“It bain’t,” cried her husband.
Annie tossed her head. “He be a regular sammy,” she remarked.
“And ’tisn’t as if a maid hadn’t plenty of other chaps to walk with,”
chimed in Maggie.
From the farthest corner a little voice suddenly sounded, “He be a very
kind man, Olf be. He be a very kind man.”
“Do you think so, Kitty?” called out the farmer good-naturedly. “Hark
to the little maid! You think Olf be a kind man, do ye, Kitty?”
“Don’t talk so much and mind your work, Kitty,” said Mrs. Inkpen
severely. “Nobody axed your opinion. The idea,” she continued, in an
angry undertone to her husband, “of a little chit, the same as that,
puttin’ in her word. What does she know about Olf, or what kind of a
man he is? You will have to be lookin’ out for somebody else to take
Olf’s place, that’s what I’m thinkin’,” she remarked presently to her
husband. “’Tis a pity. Olf be a bit of a sammy, as Annie do say, but he
is a good worker and never gives no trouble. I could wish somebody else
had won the fortun’.”
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