"Now," said he, standing in his place, "I want to say a few words
before a man leaves this room. I know something of this case, and I
want you to take my word that there's no more foundation for it than
there would be if it were brought against any one of us. And
furthermore, there must be nothing said about this. These papers are
not on record yet, and I believe something can be done. Why, confound
it, something shall be done! Every man must pledge me his word that he
won't breathe a word of this, and will deny it if asked about it."
"We promise!" came the unanimous shout.
Alvord walked toward the guest of honor, tripping over the legs of
Bulliwinkle as he went, and offered his hand to Amidon.
"I say, old man, I warned you that you were carrying on a little
strong; and now here's a--"
"How-de-do!" said Bulliwinkle.
_In vino veritas_! Truly, most bibulous Bulliwinkle, thou hast
supplied the very word to convey the meaning for which we at this
moment desire expression! Here's a how-de-do indeed! Just as our
friend Amidon has made a successful lodgment in the outworks of Port
Waldron--a citadel which he had taken by stratagem, abandoned for
conscience' sake, and re-invested on lines of fairer warfare, to say
nothing of the investment of the mayoralty--the hope of victory is
swallowed up in a sea of disasters. The meeting on the stairway, the
repudiation of Mrs. Hunter, the arrested flirtation in the east room:
all these--any of these--were enough: but what hope for us remains,
after this sensational summons, served in the small hours of a
bacchanalian revel, in a breach-of-promise action at the suit of the
dreadful "Strawberry Blonde"? Verily, Bulliwinkle, here is indeed a
how-de-do!
"Old man," said Mr. Alvord, in private communication to Mr. Amidon at
parting, "we're none of us in condition to discuss this calmly now; but
don't give up. It's a blow, but with our pull with the press, and our
personal relations with Cox, can be squelched, I believe. Until after
election----"
"Until when?" asked Amidon dazedly.
"After election," answered Alvord. "After that, while it will be a
blow, of course, it won't wreck things quite so completely, you know.
And even if it does sort of leak out, it's one of those mix-ups that
lots of voters'll rather admire you for, you know. It may react in
your favor, if we can----"
"Mr. Alvord," said Amidon, "please to understand that I don't care a
rush, one way or the other, about this election!"
"Now, now, don't say that!" said Alvord soothingly. "I can see how you
feel, 'Gene--pride, and affection, and Bessie, and the wedding coming
on--but, pshaw, we lots of us have things kind of tangle up on us
coming in on the home stretch of a pretty swift heat! Go home, and
don't worry too much. I'm with you, and we'll win. F. D. and B., you
know. Keep the other strings pulling right--it's only a day or so now.
Good night, old man, and brace up! See you to-morrow."
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