"This morning," Tom said, "I was h'isting up a big bunch of galvanized buckets to our loft with a fall and tackle, and all of a sudden the strap slipped, and the whole caboodle just whanged down on the pavement--" "O-o-o-o!" said Helen Hayes, putting her hands over her ears with dramatic girlishness. "It was terrific, and just at that moment up came Dr. Lavendar. Well, of course I couldn't express my feelings--" "Poor Mr. Dilworth!" "--he came up, and gave me a rap with his stick. 'Thomas,' he said (you know how his eyes twinkle!)--'Thomas, this is the most profane silence I ever heard.'" Everybody laughed, except Milly and Edwin, the latter remarking that he didn't see anything funny in that. At which Miss Hayes said to him, under her breath, "Oh, you superior people are so contemptuous of our frivolity!" And Ned blushed with satisfaction, and murmured, "Why, no; I'm not superior, I'm sure." As for Milly, with obvious effort and getting very red, she said that she didn't see how silence could be profane. "As long as you didn't say anything, you conquered your spirit," she added, faintly. And then they all (except Edwin) laughed again. After that she made no attempt to be taken into the gayety about her, but her heart burned within her. The next morning at breakfast some words struggled out: "You'd think she was a young thing, she laughs so. And she's nearly thirty-five." "How time flies!" said Tom, chuckling. And then, to everybody's astonishment, the mute Edwin spoke up, and said that as for age it was a matter of the soul and not of the body. "Some people are always young," said Edwin. "Dr. Lavendar is, and you are, father--" "Thank you, grave and reverend seignior." "--and mother," continued the candid youth, "has always been old. Haven't you, mother?" "True, for you, my boy," said the father; "your mother has the wisdom of the family." Milly Dilworth's face grew dully red to the roots of her hair; a wave of anger rose up in her inarticulate heart. They called her old, these two. She could hardly see her plate for tears. Edwin, however, was so thrilled by the elegance of his sentiment that he was eager to repeat it to Miss Hayes; but, somehow, he always had difficulty in introducing the subject of age. When he did succeed in getting in his little speech, she said that he impressed her very much when he said things like that. "Your insight is wonderful," she murmured, looking at him with something like awe in her eyes. (Miss Helen was never cunning with Ned.) "I guess you're the only person that thinks so," Ned said; "at home they're always making fun of me." "My friend," she said, gravely, "what else can you expect? You are an eagle in a pigeon's nest. I don't mean to criticise your family, but you know as well as I that you are--different. You are an inspiration to me," she ended. And Ned blushed with joy.