"_This_ Colonel Orpington, indeed!" cried Miss Merton. "My dear,
_this_ Colonel Orpington is simply one of the best men of the day,
extremely rich, and--well, you know--one of those nice fellows who are
liked by everybody. He came into our place the other day, and when
I looked up from my desk in the front room, where I was writing a
private letter--for I had nothing else to do--I saw him; and I thought
to myself, 'I know you, Colonel Orpington! I've seen you about often.
So you've come for a sitting, have you? Won't Mr. Kammerer be wild
to think you should have come when he was out of town!' However, he
came straight towards me; and he took off his hat, like a gentleman as
he is, and he said, 'There is a portrait in a frame outside the door
which strikes me as a wonderful example of photography, of which I am
a connoisseur.' I knew what he meant at once, bless you; but I said,
'You mean the gentleman in the skull-cap and the long beard--Professor
Gilks?' He muttered something about Professor Gilks--I daren't say
what--but then said No; he meant the coloured female head--was it
for sale? I told him I could not answer him without referring to Mr.
Kammerer, who was at Ramsgate. The Colonel begged me to telegraph
to him, and he would call next day. He did call next day, took the
photograph, and paid twenty guineas for it, which was a good thing for
Mr. Kammerer."
"Very likely," burst in John Merton; "but a bad thing for art, and
decency, and----"
"Don't distress yourself, John! Very likely it was all you say; but,
you see, Mr. Kammerer is not here for you to pitch into, and Fanny
couldn't help her portrait being bought by an admirer. Oh, he was an
admirer, Fanny; for when I tied it up for him, he said out, 'It's
lovely, but it doesn't do justice to the original.' And when I asked
him did he know the original, he said he thought he had had that
honour. And so it's no good your bursting into virtuous indignation."
Her brother shrugged his shoulders and was silent; but Fanny Stothard
said:
"Don't you think this joke has gone far enough? Augusta and Mr. Burgess
here are sitting in wild astonishment, as well they may be. Let us
change the conversation for the few minutes before we break up."
Late that night Fanny Stothard sat on the side of her bed in her room
in South Molton Street, her hands clasped behind her head, her body
gently swaying to and fro as she pondered over all she had heard that
evening. On the table lay a letter from Paul Derinzy. It was the second
she had had, and he had not been away from London five days. The first
she had torn at eagerly and devoured its contents at once; this lay
unopened.
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