Arthur Fernlee Markam had not taken his family into his confidence
regarding his new costume. He was not quite certain that he should be
free from ridicule, or at least from sarcasm, and as he was sensitive
on the subject, he thought it better to be actually in the suitable
environment before he allowed the full splendour to burst upon them. He
had taken some pains, to insure the completeness of the Highland
costume. For the purpose he had paid many visits to “The Scotch
All-Wool Tartan Clothing Mart” which had been lately established in
Copthall-court by the Messrs. MacCallum More and Roderick MacDhu. He
had anxious consultations with the head of the firm—MacCallum as he
called himself, resenting any such additions as “Mr.” or “Esquire.” The
known stock of buckles, buttons, straps, brooches and ornaments of all
kinds were examined in critical detail; and at last an eagle’s feather
of sufficiently magnificent proportions was discovered, and the
equipment was complete. It was only when he saw the finished costume,
with the vivid hues of the tartan seemingly modified into comparative
sobriety by the multitude of silver fittings, the cairngorm brooches,
the philibeg, dirk and sporran that he was fully and absolutely
satisfied with his choice. At first he had thought of the Royal Stuart
dress tartan, but abandoned it on the MacCallum pointing out that if he
should happen to be in the neighbourhood of Balmoral it might lead to
complications. The MacCallum, who, by the way, spoke with a remarkable
cockney accent, suggested other plaids in turn; but now that the other
question of accuracy had been raised, Mr. Markam foresaw difficulties
if he should by chance find himself in the locality of the clan whose
colours he had usurped. The MacCallum at last undertook to have, at
Markam’s expense, a special pattern woven which would not be exactly
the same as any existing tartan, though partaking of the
characteristics of many. It was based on the Royal Stuart, but
contained suggestions as to simplicity of pattern from the Macalister
and Ogilvie clans, and as to neutrality of colour from the clans of
Buchanan, Macbeth, Chief of Macintosh and Macleod. When the specimen
had been shown to Markam he had feared somewhat lest it should strike
the eye of his domestic circle as gaudy; but as Roderick MacDhu fell
into perfect ecstasies over its beauty he did not make any objection to
the completion of the piece. He thought, and wisely, that if a genuine
Scotchman like MacDhu liked it, it must be right—especially as the
junior partner was a man very much of his own build and appearance.
When the MacCallum was receiving his cheque—which, by the way, was a
pretty stiff one—he remarked:
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