American fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
A powerful man, sir--a very powerful man; a man whose influence will
presently be felt here, sir--HERE! Well, he had come on with
Gashwiler, and--well, he did not know why--Gashwiler did not know why
he should not, you know (a feeble, half-apologetic laugh here), receive
that reward, you know, for these services which, etc., etc.
I asked him if he had any particular or definite office in view.
Well, no. He had left that to Gashwiler. Gashwiler had said--he
remembered his very words: "Leave it all to me; I'll look through the
different departments, and see what can be done for a man of your
talents."
And--
He's looking. I'm expecting him back here every minute. He's gone
over to the Department of Tape, to see what can be done there. Ah!
here he comes.
A large man approached us. He was very heavy, very unwieldy, very
unctuous and oppressive. He affected the "honest farmer," but so badly
that the poorest husbandman would have resented it. There was a
suggestion of a cheap lawyer about him that would have justified any
self-respecting judge in throwing him over the bar at once. There was
a military suspicion about him that would have entitled him to a
court-martial on the spot. There was an introduction, from which I
learned that my office-seeking friend's name was Expectant Dobbs. And
then Gashwiler addressed me:--
"Our young friend here is waiting, waiting. Waiting, I may say, on the
affairs of State. Youth," continued the Hon. Mr. Gashwiler, addressing
an imaginary constituency, "is nothing but a season of waiting--of
preparation--ha, ha!"
As he laid his hand in a fatherly manner--a fatherly manner that was as
much of a sham as anything else about him--I don't know whether I was
more incensed at him or his victim, who received it with evident pride
and satisfaction. Nevertheless he ventured to falter out:--
"Has anything been done yet?"
"Well, no; I can't say that anything--that is, that anything has been
COMPLETED; but I may say we are in excellent position for an
advance--ha, ha! But we must wait, my young friend, wait. What is it
the Latin philosopher says? 'Let us by all means hasten slowly'--ha,
ha!" and he turned to me as if saying confidentially, "Observe the
impatience of these boys!" "I met, a moment ago, my old friend and
boyhood's companion, Jim McGlasher, chief of the Bureau for the
Dissemination of Useless Information, and," lowering his voice to a
mysterious but audible whisper, "I shall see him again to-morrow."
The "All aboard!" of the railway omnibus at this moment tore me from
the presence of this gifted legislator and his protege; but as we drove
away I saw through the open window the powerful mind of Gashwiler
operating, so to speak, upon the susceptibilities of Mr. Dobbs.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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