The whole week the streets and houses are very quiet; only the
occasional quarrel between two restaurateurs and their wives disturbs
the peace. The tired workers sleep. But on Saturday night the Russian
temperament breaks loose. The windows of every front room are lit and
from the street one sees plainly the decorations on the walls; red and
blue serpentines cross the ceiling and are wrapped around the
chandeliers; a few pictures in color, cut out from some illustrated
paper or magazine; a few gayly colored hand embroidered towels are fixed
with pins on the wall above the mantelpiece on which are a few pieces of
cheap glassware in that milkish green held in so much affection by the
Lithuanians. And inside the rooms, to the creaking sound of a
concertina, the Russians dance and sing their national songs. Here and
there some American song breaks loose, but this only happens early in
the evening when things are yet on their surface. Later in the night
when drink has sobered and deepened the children of the Volga they sing
only dirges, linking one to another until the whole district is
permeated in an undulating melancholy for which no God and no man could
account.
* * * * *
In this district lived Stephan Ivanoff. Stephan came to New York with a
reputation. People said he had escaped from Siberia by flight, and
people also said that he was sent to Siberia because of the jealousy of
a doctor. Stephan was not a doctor; he was a healer.
Stephan was a big, heavy dark bearded man with two shrewd little eyes in
his head and a mouth which always looked as though it just finished
eating some savory morsel. He kept to his Russian custom and went every
Saturday night to the Russian bath. In the intimacy of the common
bathroom he told stories and anecdotes which elicited broad laughter
and made many friends to the newcomer from Siberia.
Incidentally Stephan Ivanoff gave some health hints to his friends.
"First of all, don't eat eggs; don't eat any eggs," he said, "they are
just poisoning your blood. If you have eaten even one egg in the last
four, five years, it will come out some day in a swelling of the neck or
in some other boil on the legs and arms."
* * * * *
And one day Vasilenko, the owner of one of the restaurants of the
district, had such a swelling on the neck. His wife called a doctor, a
regular M. D., who prescribed rest, hot water applications and other
such truck. It did not help very much and Mrs. Vasilenko complained to a
customer.
"A swelling on the neck?" the customer said as he wiped his mouth with
the back of his hand, "why, poor Vasilenko is poisoned!"
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