New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Romans à clef; Spouses -- Fiction; Women novelists -- Fiction
We came from a tea-party where our souls had been dipped in vinegar.
For at the tea-party two of our friends had, as Winnie Conant put it,
behaved like wild cats. We toiled up the stairs, from the last stop
of the elevator, to the penthouse wherein we were to partake of an
informal supper; and in a despairing effort to enjoy ourselves we
trouped along shouting to each other, not a whit abashed by the heads
of tenants who glared through doors on the jar. Divided by floors, our
heads called to each other over the banisters, sophisticated cherubs
with wings and no legs. James Pomeroy said in a stage whisper: “Call
out the names of ‘us’ loudly enough, and you will start up a hue and
cry; and tomorrow these people will buy your books. Never neglect a
chance of advertising amongst the masses.” Slightly out of breath, but
foppish in his use of his hands, he opened the question of a possible
marriage with Priscilla Swords. Winnie Conant wanted to know why he
felt the urge to do this revolutionary thing. “Besides, you have a
wife,” she added, economizing her usual flow of words because of the
ascent.
Pomeroy halted to adjust his eye-glasses. The narrow black
ribbon waggled jauntily from his extended little finger.
“Winnie--dearest!--don’t be literal? That could be arranged.”
No one discussed the recent antics of Eva Litchfield and Molly
Underhill because they climbed the stairs with us.
The hostess unlocked her door, and we were at once in the most unique
small residence in town. No one looked around. We wanted to sit in
comfortable chairs and tell our thoughts. To this day, none of us has
the slightest conception of how that room looks. It will always, for
us, be swathed in the memory of knots of people who at once told all.
I had a twinge of anticipatory horror when I realized that Florence
Quincy had captured the chair next the one to which I dashed. The
women were collecting in groups, hard at it talking; and I needed to
talk to men. Our hostess lifted chastened eyes--the eyes of a nun with
a past: “Oh, do you really think it a nice party? Oh, how good you
are to me!” I said to Florence: “This woman will have us telling the
worst about ourselves. We’ll do it anyway; we’re proud of the worst in
ourselves.”
Florence was in a fractious mood. “There’s no way of getting around
it--a spit of conventionality runs through me, pinning me to discomfort
when I stop long enough to think. The thing is, not to stop long enough
to think. Possibly I’m an invertebrate? When Molly Underhill and Eva
Litchfield pull their scenes, such as we had to live through this
afternoon, the spirit of Cotton Mather--or is it Jonathan Edwards?--not
that it matters--seizes on my brain and I think that the best way to
fix it is to drop a bomb in our next party and lay us all low at the
feet of Saint Peter. If you can stop being a champion of Eva and her
divine right to behave as she pleases--what did you think of it, Dinah?”
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