Eben Holden: A Tale of the North CountryBacheller, Irving
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Eben Holden: A Tale of the North Country
Bacheller, Irving
Farm life -- Fiction; Historical fiction; New York (State) -- Fiction
'He wouldn't take no for an answer,' she answered.
'He was alwuss a gritty cuss,' said Uncle Eb, wiping his eyes with a big
red handkerchief as he rose to go. 'Ye'd oughter be mighty happy an' ye
will, too--their am'no doubt uv it--not a bit. Trouble with most young
folks is they wan' to fly tew high, these days. If they'd only fly clus
enough t'the ground so the could alwuss touch one foot, they'd be all
right. Glad ye ain't thet kind.
We were off early on the boat--as fine a summer morning as ever dawned.
What with the grandeur of the scenery and the sublimity of our happiness
it was a delightful journey we had that day. I felt the peace and beauty
of the fields, the majesty of the mirrored cliffs and mountains, but the
fair face of her I loved was enough for me. Most of the day Uncle Eb sat
near us and I remember a woman evangelist came and took a seat beside
him, awhile, talking volubly of the scene.
'My friend,' said she presently, 'are you a Christian?
'Fore I answer I'll hev to tell ye a story,' said Uncle Eb. 'I recollec'
a man by the name o' Ranney over 'n Vermont--he was a pious man. Got
into an argyment an' a feller slapped him in the face. Ranney turned
t'other side an' then t'other an' the feller kep' a slappin' hot 'n
heavy. It was jes' like strappin' a razor fer half a minnit. Then Ranney
sailed in--gin him the wust lickin' he ever hed.
'“I declare,” says another man, after 'twas all over, “I thought you was
a Christian.”
“Am up to a cert in p'int,” says he. “Can't go tew fur not 'n these
parts--men are tew powerful. 'Twon't do 'less ye wan' to die sudden.
When he begun poundin' uv me I see I wan't eggzac'ly prepared.”
''Fraid 's a good deal thet way with most uv us. We're Christians up to
a cert'in p'int. Fer one thing, I think if a man'll stan' still an' see
himself knocked into the nex' world he's a leetle tew good fer this.'
The good lady began to preach and argue. For an hour Uncle Eb sat
listening unable to get in a word. When, at last, she left him he came
to us a look of relief in his face.
'I b'lieve,' said he, 'if Balaam's ass hed been rode by a woman he never
'd hev spoke.'
'Why not?' I enquired.
'Never'd hev hed a chance,' Uncle Eb added.
We were two weeks at home with mother and father and Uncle Eb. It was
a delightful season of rest in which Hope and I went over the sloping
roads of Faraway and walked in the fields and saw the harvesting. She
had appointed Christmas Day for our wedding and I was not to go again to
the war, for now my first duty was to my own people. If God prospered
me they were all to come to live with us in town and, though slow to
promise, I could see it gave them comfort to know we were to be for them
ever a staff and refuge.
And the evening before we came back to town Jed Feary was with us and
Uncle Eb played his flute and sang the songs that had been the delight
of our childhood.
The old poet read these lines written in memory of old times in Faraway
and of Hope's girlhood.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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