“MY DEAR GOOD MAJOR: I am delighted to hear that you and Mrs. Pond are
coming to the Isle of Refuge--you are quite safe here. If the Vigilance
Committees of Chicago meditate a raid upon you at Ely, we will open the
sluice at Denver and put the whole of Cambridgeshire outside the Isle
twelve feet under sea water. But how sadly wanting in humor some of your
journalists must be. I thought that was an English prerogative. The
Chicagoans were really very kind, my hostess at the Twentieth Century
Club quite charming, and I believe she was the sister of the mayor. How
strange! And Mr. Newman was as kind as he could be and his wife was more
so. But why must I praise an ugly street because I like a man who lives
in it? I didn’t praise New Jersey; why Chicago? No. It is a hatefully
unlovely place, but I admire greatly the men who, because they live
there--poor things--are so loyal and patriotic. To be loyal for a noble
city like New York is fine, but to be loyal to Chicago, that is sublime.
Pray announce that I am coming over next spring to lecture in Chicago on
‘The Ideal City of the Poets,’ to be illustrated with ‘dinky second
number’ lantern slides of the City of the Wind.
“I have just had a pleasant visit from Mr. and Mrs. Thomas, my kind
hosts in Philadelphia, and a continual stream of Americans who heard one
or the other of my lectures are passing through here daily, and very
pleasant it is to me to welcome them. We are suffering from an
exceptionally torrid summer--93 degrees in the shade yesterday. I feel,
to use one of your quaint Americanisms, as ’limp as a half-yard of
chewed string.’
“Kindest regards to your wife and Bimbo and Miss Glass.
“Ever sincerely yours,
“CHARLES W. STUBBS.”
* * * * *
Evidently the good Dean retains the humorous pluck of his old Puritan
ancestor, and if on his next visit the irate Chicagoans cut off the
offending right hand which wrote the _Outlook_ article, the dean will
good-humoredly wave the bleeding stump and cry--“Bravo Chicago!”
WOMEN LECTURERS
WOMEN LECTURERS.
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