“On this lake trip occurred an incident of which I have already written.
It was the second day out on Lake Huron, and ‘Mark’ was on deck in the
morning for the first time. Many people made excuses for speaking to
him. One man had stopped off in Cleveland on purpose to hear him.
Another, from Washington Territory, who had lived forty years in the
West, owned a copy of ‘Roughing It,’ which he and his wife knew by
heart. One very gentle, elderly lady wished to thank him for the nice
things he has written and said of cats. But the one that interested
‘Mark’ the most was a young man who asked him if he had ever seen or
used a shaving stone, handing him one. It was a small, peculiar,
fine-grained sand-stone, the shape of a miniature grindstone, and about
the size of an ordinary watch. He explained that all you had to do was
to rub your face with it and the rough beard would disappear, leaving a
clean, shaven face.
“‘Mark’ took it, rubbed it on his unshaven cheek, and expressed great
wonder at the result. He put it in his vest pocket very unceremoniously,
remarking at the same time: ‘The Madam (he generally speaks of Mrs.
Clemens as ‘The Madam’) will have no cause to complain of my never being
ready in time for church because it takes so long to shave. I will put
this into my vest pocket on Sunday. Then, when I get to church, I’ll
pull the thing out and enjoy a quiet shave in my pew during the long
prayer.’
* * * * *
“Friday, July 19th, Grand Hotel, Mackinac.
“We came by steamer _F. S. Faxton_, of the Arnold Line. It was an ideal
excursion among the islands. Although it was cold, none of our party
would leave the deck until the dinner bell rang. ‘Mark’ said: ‘That
sounds like an old-fashioned summons to dinner. It means a good,
old-fashioned, unpretentious dinner, too. I’m going to try it.’ We all
sat down to a table the whole length of the cabin. We naturally fell in
with the rush, and all got seats. It was a good dinner, too; the best
ever I heard of for 25 cents.
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