In a letter from Staten Island, where he was residing, he rather
plaintively tells how the house was struck by lightning. From
Minneapolis he merrily tells of umpiring a baseball match.
Under date of September 28, 1888, he writes a letter headed “In
Hospital,” closing thus: “Yours with a heart full of gratitude and a
system full of drugs, paints, oil, turpentine, glass, putty, and
everything usually kept in a first-class drug store.
“BILL NYE
“P.S.--Open all night.”
* * * * *
From Buffalo, without other date than Friday, 1889, he writes:
“Considering the fact that I have written to you so seldom, you have
been real kind to write right on. ‘God bless you,’ as the feller says,
‘for your kind but wabbly heart.’ We are at the Iroquois, because it is
‘absolutely fireproof.’ We noticed that in Lynn and Boston the
absolutely fireproof buildings were a little hotter while burning, and
so we have chosen one for winter use whenever we could.”
One of his letters was written at a railroad junction in Minnesota where
he was waiting for the next through train to La Crosse, and had “only
twenty-three and one-half hours to wait.” The railroads were then
running in the interest of the “Hotel and Eating-House,” and made it a
rule to avoid connections as much as possible.
* * * * *
“MY DEAR POND:
“I am writing this at an imitation hotel where the roads fork. I will
call it the Fifth Avenue Hotel, because the hotel at a railroad junction
is generally called the Fifth Avenue, or the Gem City House, or the
Palace Hotel. Just as the fond parent of a white-eyed, two-legged freak
of Nature loves to name his mentally diluted son Napoleon, and for the
same reason that a prominent horse owner in Illinois last year socked my
name on a tall, buckskin-colored colt that did not resemble me,
intellectually or physically--a colt that did not know enough to go
around a barbed-wire fence, but sought to sift himself through it into
an untimely grave--so this man has named his sway-backed wigwam the
Fifth Avenue Hotel.
“It is different from your Fifth Avenue in many ways. In the first
place, there is not so much travel and business in its neighborhood. As
I said before, this is where two railroads fork. In fact, it is the
leading industry here. The growth of the town is naturally slow, but it
is a healthy growth. There is nothing in the nature of dangerous or
wild-cat speculation in the advancement of this place, and while there
has been no noticeable or rapid advance in the principal business here,
there has been no falling off at all, and the roads are forking as much
to-day as they did before the war, while the same three men who were
present for the first glad moment are still here to witness the
operation.
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