He went to Boston and repeated his successes there, with headquarters at
the Vendome. Mrs. Jack Gardner took him up, which of course made him a
social attraction there. Then he went to Chicago, Philadelphia, and back
to New York.
One day he and I, in company with a prominent citizen of Brooklyn,
visited a famous violin maker in that city who was anxious to meet Mr.
Heron-Allen. We found our way up to his studio or workshop, where he was
hard at work in his shirt sleeves and apron, and before him lay Ed.
Heron-Allen’s book on the violin. As he had not been apprised of Mr.
Heron-Allen’s coming, the visit was a complete surprise; but it was a
very interesting meeting to hear those two experts discussing the
mechanism of the violin, and reminded one of the oft-quoted saying, that
“if you want something you must give something.” Mr. Heron-Allen
discovered we had a great violin maker in America, and the violin maker
claimed he was greatly benefited by the visit from the man whom he
considered possessed the greatest knowledge of the violin of any one of
his years.
Cheirosophy became irksome to Ed. Heron-Allen in a short time, and he
decided to turn his attention to literature. He told me that he was
going to write a novel, that he had found a publisher who was to make an
advance on royalties, and that he was going to try living the life of a
Bohemian litterateur for two years, depending for his living entirely
upon what he could make with his pen. He withdrew from society, took
apartments in some obscure place in New York, and I didn’t see him for
some months. One morning I met him on Fourth Avenue, and he looked
emaciated and hungry. He said he was going to get some breakfast. I
invited him to breakfast with me, but he declined, and said he was
still engaged in his literary labors and depending upon them wholly for
his sustenance. He did keep it up for two years, but came near starving
to death. During that time he put out two books--one “The Kisses of
Fate,” the other I have forgotten.
He afterward called upon me and told me that he was going back to London
to take charge of his father’s business, who was a well-established
barrister in Soho.
The season following I visited him at his office in London. He had some
public position in the law courts, which I visited with him. He was not
clerk of the court, but seemed in charge of the distribution of briefs
and assignment of cases for the judge. He invited me inside the railing
and introduced me to the judge on the bench as Judge Pond of New York,
as coolly as though it were an indisputable fact. The judge welcomed me
on the seat by his side, and was very chatty and agreeable to me. I
managed in some way to mask my identity and to keep up the delusion
until the hour for adjournment, when Mr. Heron-Allen and I walked out,
he thanking the judge for his kindness to his friend. When we got out on
the street he nearly fainted with laughter over the practical joke and
the way it had succeeded.
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