At Burlington it was the initial experience of my friends in a typical
American hotel, the Van Ness. Mrs. Watson missed the bread plate and the
two knives. She didn’t enjoy spreading butter with the same knife that
she used to cut her meat. The doctor learned to his surprise that
preserves and jam are one and the same, and he inquired if he were
expected to spread his preserves on bread. If so, he wanted some bread.
Owing to the necessity of an early start, we got only an hour or two of
sleep that night. The Watsons were up on time--2:30--and stood the
unseasonable disturbance very gracefully and cheerfully. It seemed rough
on the little lady, but she did not complain. All slept well into
Montreal, where we enjoyed as good a breakfast at the Windsor Hotel as
ever was set before hungry travellers. I noticed a look of pride and an
at-home air about the Watsons as soon as they knew that they were in the
Queen’s dominions, and it seemed to give a relish to their food when I
exclaimed, “God save the Queen!”
At Montreal there was a delegation of representative Scotchmen waiting
to do honors to “Ian Maclaren.” I don’t think there was a man in the
city that day who hadn’t Scotch blood in him, at least I did not see
one. The lecture was in the St. James Methodist church, an immense
auditorium, with a seating capacity of about 2,300, but with
reverberating acoustics that enabled a speaker to hear the echo of his
words five times repeated. I don’t think very many could understand the
reading, and it was about the stupidest audience I ever saw for one so
numerous. The lecture, however, was a great financial success. The local
manager who had engaged the doctor for the lecture was an insurance
agent. He tried to keep possession of Dr. Watson and worried him all day
long.
Dr. Watson was up very early the next morning and knocked at my door,
saying:
“Major, are you up?”
“Come in,” I said, throwing open my door, ready to go to breakfast.
“Major, not a bad meeting last night. I see the papers are not
unfriendly; but oh! that late supper. We will have no more of them.”
We went on to Ottawa by the Canadian Pacific Overland Express. The
general manager of the road had set aside for Dr. and Mrs. Watson a
drawing-room car containing more photographs of scenery along the
Canadian Pacific route than I think they could possibly have examined in
a month, even had they done nothing else. Dinner in the dining car
pleased them. They declared it a most interesting way of enjoying a
meal, and such a good meal, too! Where could it possibly be prepared?
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