The menu had in its upper right-hand corner a portrait of Dr. Doyle, and
on its border characters and scenes from his novels.
The night before Dr. Doyle sailed for England, Friday, December 6, 1894,
the Aldine Club gave him a farewell dinner. Hamilton W. Mabie presided
and introduced the guest of the evening, who had just arrived from
Boston. It was a literary crowd of our choicest men of letters. Dr.
Doyle seemed to have no set speech, but prefaced his reply to Mabie with
an account of his arrival in Boston:
“I arrived in Boston and alighted from the train almost into the arms of
a dozen cabbies. One of them had a dog-eared book peeping out of his
pocket, and I instinctively called him, saying as I got in: ‘You may
drive me to Young’s, or Parker’s--perhaps.’
“‘Pardon me,’ said the cabbie, ‘I think you’ll find Major Pond waiting
for you at Parker’s, sir.’
“What could I do but stare and acquiesce by taking my seat speechlessly?
We arrived, and the observant cabman was at the door. I started to pay
my fare when he said, quite respectfully:
“‘If it is not too great an intrusion, sir, I should greatly prefer a
ticket to your lecture. If you have none of the printed ones with you,
your agent would doubtless honor one of your visiting-cards, if
pencilled by yourself.’
“I had to be gruff or laugh outright, and so said:
“‘Come, come, I am not accustomed to be beaten at my own tricks. Tell me
how you ascertained who I am, and you shall have tickets for your whole
family, and such cigars as you smoke here in America, besides.’
“‘Of course we all knew that you were coming on this train--that is, all
of the members of the Cabmen’s Literary Guild,’ was the half-apologetic
reply. ‘As it happens, I am the only member on duty at this station this
morning, and I had that advantage. If you will excuse other personal
remarks, your coat lapels are badly twisted downward, where they have
been grasped by the pertinacious New York reporters. Your hair has the
Quakerish cut of a Philadelphia barber, and your hat, battered at the
brim in front, shows where you have tightly grasped it, in the struggle
to stand your ground at a Chicago literary luncheon. Your right
overshoe has a large block of Buffalo mud just under the instep, the
odor of a Utica cigar hangs about your clothing, and the overcoat itself
shows the slovenly brushing of the porters of the through sleepers from
Albany. The crumbs of doughnut on the top of your bag--pardon me, your
luggage--could only have come there in Springfield, and stencilled upon
the very end of the “Wellington,” in fairly plain lettering, is the
name, “Conan Doyle.”
“Now I know where Sherlock Holmes went when he died. That leaves me free
to write any more adventures of his that I wish as long as I locate them
in Boston.”
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