People are still alive who have had personal acquaintance with Miss
Stirling Graham,—the lady who died as recently as 1877 at the venerable
age of ninety-five years, and who, some fifty or sixty years before
that, was famous in Edinburgh society for what were called her
_mystifications_. These consisted in her power of assuming an imaginary
character (generally that of an old Scottish lady), dressing up in that
character, appearing so dressed up unexpectedly in any large company in
a drawing-room, or even in the private study of some eminent lawyer or
judge, and carrying on a long rigmarole conversation in the assumed
character with such bewildering effect that her auditor or auditors were
completely deceived, and supposed the garrulous intruder to be some
crazy eccentric from a country-house or some escaped madwoman. It was on
the 7th of March 1828 that Sir Walter Scott witnessed, in the house of
Lord Gillies, after dinner, one of those “mystifications” of Miss
Stirling Graham; and he describes it in his Journal thus:—“Miss Stirling
Græme, a lady of the Duntroon family, from whom Clavers was descended,
looks like thirty years old, and has a face of the Scottish cast, with a
good expression in point of good sense and good-humour. Her
conversation, so far as I have had the advantage of hearing it, is
shrewd and sensible, but noways brilliant. She dined with us, went off
as if to the play, and returned in the character of an old Scottish
lady. Her dress and behaviour were admirable, and her conversation
unique. I was in the secret, of course, and did my best to keep up the
ball; but she cut me out of all feather. The prosing account which she
gave of her son, the antiquary, who found an auld wig in a slate-quarry,
was extremely ludicrous; and she puzzled the Professor of Agriculture
with a merciless account of the succession of crops in the parks around
her old mansion-house. No person to whom the secret was not entrusted
had the least guess of an imposture, except one shrewd young lady
present, who observed the hand narrowly, and saw that it was plumper
than the age of the lady seemed to warrant.” From a note appended to
this entry by Mr. Douglas we learn what Sir Walter said to Miss Stirling
Graham on this occasion, by way of complimenting her on her performance
after it was over. “Awa’, awa’!” he said; “the Deil’s ower grit wi’
you.” There was, he saw, something supernatural in her when she was in
the mood and attitude of her one most congenial function. All the gifts
that were latent in the shrewd and sensible-looking, but noways
brilliant lady, flashed out upon others, and were revealed even to
herself, in the act of her personations.
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