Edith and John: A Story of PittsburghFarquhar, Franklin Smith
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Edith and John: A Story of Pittsburgh
Farquhar, Franklin Smith
Pittsburgh (Pa.) -- Fiction
Accordingly, at nine p. m., the trio met in rooms Nos. 4-11-44 in the
St. Charles hotel, a hostelry of good repute where men of disrepute
would sometimes get through the cordon of morality that was strung
around it. Monroe had a suite of three rooms, as became a man of
quality, as he was, with no disparagement of the "quality." These
quarters were furnished, of course, in such magnificence that contrast
between the riches of the room and the nature of the man was like the
temperate and the frigid zones. His bed room was in white enamel, with
cream-colored carpet, a frail white iron bed-stead, with dainty white
materials on it. Why the combination? It was that he, when he donned his
white night gown, imagined he would be in a little heaven of his own,
during his nocturnal sojournings into Dreamland--the only heaven he ever
would be enabled to approach, perhaps. He had a lounging room fitted up
in gray, in which he lounged during his hours of rest, and in which he
received his friends. The other room he called the Bottomless Pit--not
that it was bottomless, nor that it was a pit, in the strict sense, but
that here was where he refreshed himself and entertained. It was done in
dark-brown, probably in commemoration of that old jest, "dark-brown
taste the morning after."
Welty and Bate had been there before, so they needed no formal reception
to cause them to make themselves at home. So repairing to the Pit, a
spread was in waiting. The bill-of-fare (ach, god in himmel, it should
be menu) was mushrooms on toast, frogs' legs in butter, calves' brains
in cracker meal, squabs in stew, oysters in whisky, rolls in brown,
butter in squares, sugar in cubes, coffee in percolator, pickles in
acetics, cheese in limburger, nuts in hull, desserts in bottle, and
cigars in box. All this in honor of Monroe's erudition as a manipulator
of things clandestine in his attempt at circumvention of a certain
favored young man.
When they sat down at the table, which was just big enough for three to
hear each other across with loud talk, with the load of savory things in
china, garnished by genuine sterling, upon it, they were all very
hungry, and besides very thirsty.
"Gentlemen," said the stiffness, rising, without a break in his metallic
visage, the others rising with him, "gentlemen, a toast to the lady; may
the good Lord preserve her."
"The lady! the lady!" cried the two Monroe dupes in unison.
"And to Welty and Bate; may they ever prosper in their new jobs," he
continued. "Hah, too conscientiously modest to toast yourselves, are
you?--take water, you kids." This last remark was made by him when he
saw that Welty and Bate hesitated about toasting themselves. However,
they toasted.
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