Edith and John: A Story of PittsburghFarquhar, Franklin Smith
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Edith and John: A Story of Pittsburgh
Farquhar, Franklin Smith
Pittsburgh (Pa.) -- Fiction
"Oh, fudge, Monroe! fudge on your money, and your ancestry!" said Mr.
Jarney. "You need a little schooling in the art of love-making," he
said, smiling at the audacity of the ghost. "Do you suppose I would put
my daughter up to be sold to the highest bidder, and knocked down to any
old money bag that should come along? Do you? Do you? Answer me that?"
No answer.
"Do you think, or presume to think," he continued, "that I would allow a
child of mine to be bandied about in this mercenary manner? She is my
daughter--my only child; she has a mind of her own; she is independent;
so when she makes up her mind to that end, I shall consider it. She will
first counsel with me before her intended suitor does. Mr. Monroe, it is
very unbecoming, ungentlemanly, ungracious in you to come here this
evening, and speak as you have spoken, not having seen her in months, or
talked with her at all on the subject. I would do well, Mr. Monroe,"
continued Mr. Jarney, in the same equinimity of temper, "to dismiss you
from my house, and from my service; don't you think so?"
"Beg your pardon, Mr. Jarney; beg your pardon, if I have given offense,"
said the ghost, with frozen affability. "I have given these thoughts
considerable consideration, and I thought it only proper and meet in me
to ask your opinion--it was only your opinion I asked, Mr. Jarney; so I
beg your pardon. May I ask the young lady, then?"
"You may do as you like about that," said Mr. Jarney, knowing, in his
kind fatherly heart, the finality of such a procedure.
"Mr. Winthrope has been permitted to see--" pursued Monroe; but Mr.
Jarney broke him off by saying: "Don't mention Mr. Winthrope's name in
this connection as an excuse for your imbecility."
Mr. Monroe sat through this grilling, unmoved as a donkey might. After
cogitating again for a moment, he said: "I thought I was as good as
anyone else, when I broached the subject."
"You have lost the point of view, Mr. Monroe; lost it entirely,"
answered Mr. Jarney. "Lest you fall into brambles, you would better
brush yourself up a little on the subject of courting. You will find a
book of rules, perhaps in a ten cent store; get one, and brush up a
little, Mr. Monroe."
Dinner was announced. Monroe, unabashed and stiffly congruous, descended
upon the dining table with such great gravity that he was likely to
break in two before his hunger could be appeased. Opposite him sat Edith
and Star. Edith, in her pale blue evening gown, was the essence of
delicacy. Her face was fulling into health again, though showing the
toning wounds of long illness. Her eyes sparkled almost as the diamonds
that were set in ring and brooch. Star was like a fresh young sun on a
bright summer day. Mrs. Jarney was as bouncing as ever in her
sprightliness. Monroe was cold, as marble-like, as statue-like, as ever.
The dinner was very formal, very cheerless, very unappetizing to every
one, save Monroe, who ate with relish everything set before him.
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