Editorials from the Hearst NewspapersBrisbane, Arthur
Philosophy
Editorials from the Hearst Newspapers
Brisbane, Arthur
Editorials; Essays
When your friend has experimented with the whiskey "straight" and
diluted, deliver to him this little lecture:
"One drop of pure whiskey on your eyeball makes it hard to use
the eye. That glass of whiskey that you are now pouring into
yourself would blind you absolutely, at least for a time. If
straight whiskey has such an effect on the covering of the
eyeball, must not its effect be equally injurious to the covering
of the stomach and intestines, which is the same as that of the
eye?
"If diluting your whiskey makes it so much better as an eye-wash,
would not diluting it make it better also as a 'stomach-wash'?"
One other thing: When you argue with a drunkard don't tell him
that any man can cure himself if he will "only be a man." The
drunkard knows that that is not so. Tell him, on the contrary,
that not one man in fifty, not one woman in a hundred, can
overcome the drink habit.
He will wink his tired eyes at you and say: "I want you
distinctly to understand that I'm one in a hundred." Tell him
how difficult it is--not how easy--and thus stir up his ambition.
----
Above all, when you start out to admonish or despise the victim
of bad habits, just remember that you have no notion whatever of
what you criticise. Not one drunkard in a hundred has will power
to cure himself. Not one "virtuous" man in a thousand has
imagination enough to realize the drunkard's temptation and
suffering. We offer to your consideration this other extract
from Lecky's book, quoted above:
"The great majority of uncharitable judgments in the world may be
traced to a deficiency of imagination. * * * To realize with any
adequacy the force of a passion we have never experienced, to
conceive a type of character radically different from our own, *
* * requires a power of imagination which is among the rarest of
human endowments."
WHAT ARE THE TEN BEST BOOKS?
An interesting discussion progresses in Chicago. Mr. Sam T.
Clover has asked this startling question:
"If you were bound for a desert island, and could take with
you only ten books, which ten books would you select?"
Whoever is refined and well read in Chicago seems to have
answered Mr. Clover's question. Mr. Clover introduces each
guesser with a graceful speech; then the guesser solemnly names
ten books.
The selections are, from the moral viewpoint, admirable. The
Bible is omitted rarely, and the Rubaiyat never. It is amazing
to see how many inhabitants of Cook County would be unhappy on a
desert island without Col. Omar. ----
It may not be permissible for a Yellow Editor to break into a
Cook County literary fiesta. We dislike to run the risk--but we
shall run it.
First we remark that a man living on a desert island needs no
books at all.
Reading books is an idle occupation unless you make your reading
profitable to other human beings, and that you cannot do on a
desert island.
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