Editorials from the Hearst NewspapersBrisbane, Arthur
Philosophy
Editorials from the Hearst Newspapers
Brisbane, Arthur
Editorials; Essays
You, Mr. Jones, or Smith, who read this are in your single self
a sort of synthesis of the entire animal creation.
If you could be divided into your component animal parts there
would be a menagerie in your house, and you, Smith or Jones,
would be missing. That thing we call a "soul" would be floating
around, impalpable, looking for its house to live in. ----
Of course, you can see the animal make-up in your neighbor more
readily than in yourself.
How do men describe each other? Do they not speak as follows,
and mean exactly what they say
"He is as sly as a fox."
"He eats like a pig."
"He has dog-like faithfulness."
"He is as brave as a lion."
"He is as treacherous as a snake."
"He was as hungry as a wolf," etc. ----
Our good and our bad qualities alike are mapped out in our humble
animal relations.
The horse stands for ambition, which strives and suffers in
silence. The dog represents friendship, which suffers and
sacrifices much, but whines loudly when injured.
We have no doubt that of the twelve passions which enter into
Fourier's complex analysis of man each has its prototype in some
one animal. ----
To rebel at the animal combination which makes up a man would be
folly.
The Maker of us all, from ants to anti-imperialists, naturally
gathered together the various parts in lower animal form before
finishing the work in man.
A harmoniously balanced mixture of all the animals is calculated
undoubtedly to produce the perfect man. ----
Therefore, study your animal make-up. Analyze honestly and
intelligently the so-called "lower" creatures from whom you
derive your mental characteristics. If you have not yet done so,
study at once some good work on embryology, and learn with
amazement and awe of your marvelous transformations before birth.
Then do your best to control the menagerie that is at work in
your mind.
Stultify Mr. Pig, if he is too prominent. Circumvent Mr. Fox,
if he tries to rule you and make of you a mere cunning machine.
Do not let your Old Dog Tray qualities of friendship lead to your
being made a fool.
In short, study carefully the animal qualities that make up your
temperament and prove in your own person the falseness of
Napoleon's irritating statement that a man's temperament can
never be changed by himself. ----
It may interest you to note that when man becomes insane, the
fact is at once made apparent that his mind, dethroned, had acted
as the ruler of a savage menagerie. Many crazy men imagine
themselves animals of one sort or another. Nearly all of them
display the grossest animal qualities, once their mind is
deranged. Women of the greatest refinement sink into dreadful
animalism when insane. Heine tells of a constable who, in his
boyhood, ruled his native city. One fine day "this constable
suddenly went crazy, * * * and thereupon he began to roar like a
lion or squall like a cat."
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