Edna Browning; $b or, the Leighton homestead. A novelHolmes, Mary Jane
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Edna Browning; $b or, the Leighton homestead. A novel
Holmes, Mary Jane
American fiction -- 19th century
“There’s now and then a good streak about the old gal. Maybe she gets it
from the Church,—the ark she calls it. Anyhow, I’ll speak to Carson
to-day about the plan. I couldn’t please three wimmen folks better.”
He answered the letter at once, and said:
“MISS JERUSHA PEPPER:—Well done, good and faithful servant. Many
daughters have done well, but you excel them all. Three cheers and a
tiger for you.
“P.S.—I ain’t thinkin’ particularly about my depraved condition, but I
_am_ thinkin’ of building a chapel for you to enjoy religion in, when
you come to visit Edna.
“PHILIP OVERTON.”
Uncle Phil _did_ see Carson, as he proposed doing; and as a result of
the conference, a delegation of the leading men in the Unitarian Church
called upon him the next morning, to know if it was true that he had
abjured their faith, and was going to be confirmed at St. Jude’s, and
build a church in Rocky Point, and pay the minister himself. They had
heard all this, and a great deal more; and unwilling to lose so
profitable and prominent a member from their own numbers, they came to
expostulate and reason with him, and if necessary use harsher and
severer language,—which they did before they were through with him. For
Uncle Phil owned to the chapel arrangement, and said he thought it well
enough for a man of his years to be thinking about leaving behind him
some monument by which he should be remembered; otherwise, who would
think of the old codger, Phil Overton, three months after he was dead.
Then Squire Gardiner suggested that their own church needed repairing,
and that a new and handsome organ would be quite as fitting a monument,
and do quite as much toward wafting one to heaven as the building of an
Episcopal chapel, and introducing into their midst an entirely new
element, which would make fools of all the young people, and set the
girls to making crosses and working altar-cloths. For his part, he would
advise Mr. Overton to think twice, before committing himself to such
folly.
Uncle Phil replied that “he didn’t want any advice,—he knew his own
business; and as to repairing the church, he wouldn’t say but what he
would give as much toward that as anybody else; but he’d ‘be _darned_’
if he’d buy an organ for them to fight over, as to who should or
shouldn’t play it, and how much they should have a Sunday. A choir was a
confounded nuisance, anyway,—always in hot water, and he didn’t mean to
have any in his chapel. No, sir! he’d have _boys_, as they did over to
St. Jude’s.”
“Ha, a Ritualist, hey?” and one of the number drew back from him, as if
he had had the small-pox, asking how long since he had become a convert
to that faith, and when he met with a change?
Uncle Phil told him it was “none of his business;” and after a few more
earnest words, said, “the whole posse might go to thunder, and he would
build as many churches as he pleased, and run ’em _ritual_, if he wanted
to, for all of anybody.”
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