Edna Browning; $b or, the Leighton homestead. A novelHolmes, Mary Jane
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Edna Browning; $b or, the Leighton homestead. A novel
Holmes, Mary Jane
American fiction -- 19th century
“She married my father, sir, an Episcopal clergyman, and died when I was
a few days old.”
“Yes, yes, all the same,” Uncle Phil answered, good-humoredly. “I dare
say she was half-starved most of the time; ministers’ wives mostly are,
Episcopal ones especially. I take it you are of the Episcopal
persuasion, too?”
“I am.”
And Edna spoke up as promptly as if it were her mother she was
acknowledging.
“Yes, yes,” Uncle Phil said again; and here releasing Edna’s hand, which
he had been holding all the time, he took a huge pinch of snuff, and
then passed the box to Edna, who declined at once. “What, don’t snuff?
You miss a great deal of comfort. It’s good for digestion and
nervousness, snuff is. I’ve used it this thirty years; and you are an
Episcopalian, and proud of it, I see: jest so. I’ve no great reason to
like that sect, seeing about the only one I ever knew intimately turned
out a regular hornet, a lucifer match, the very old Harry himself;
didn’t adorn the profession; was death on Unitarians, and sent the whole
caboodle of us to perdition. She’ll be surprised to find me settin’ on
the banks of the river Jordan when she comes across, paddlin’ her own
canoe, for she _will_ paddle it, I warrant you. Nobody can help her.
Yes, yes. Such is life, take it as you find it. Maude is an Episcopal,
red-hot. I like her; maybe I’ll like you; can’t tell. Yes, yes; sit by
now, and have some victuals.”
During this conversation, Becky, who had put the dinner upon the table,
was standing in respectful silence, waiting until her master was ready,
and trembling for the fall of her light snowy crusts which she had made
for her pot-pie. But her fears were groundless; the dinner was a great
success, and Uncle Phil helped Edna bountifully, and insisted upon her
taking more gravy, and ordered Becky to bring a bottle of cider from the
cellar.
“Cider was ’most as good as snuff for digestion,” he said, as he poured
Edna a glass of the beverage, which sparkled and beaded like champagne.
On old Becky’s face there was a look of great satisfaction as she saw
her master’s attentions to the young lady, and as soon as her duties
were over at the table, she stole up the back stairs to the little
forlorn room where Edna’s trunk was standing,
“I know I kin ventur so much,” she said to herself as she lifted the
trunk and carried it into the next chamber, which had a pleasanter
lookout, and was more pretentious every way, than its small dark
neighbor.
This done Becky retired to the kitchen until dinner was over, and her
master, who was something of a gormandizer, was so gorged that three or
four pinches of snuff were requisite to aid his digestion; and then like
a stuffed anaconda he coiled himself up in his huge arm-chair and slept
soundly, while Becky cleared the table and put the room to rights.
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