BEING weary with sayling vp and downe alongst these shores of _Barbaria_, heere let vs cast our anchors, and nimbly leape to land in our coasts, whose fresh aire shall be so much the more pleasing to vs, if the _Ninny hammer_ (whose perfection we labour to set forth) haue so much foolish wit left him as to choose the place where to sucke in: for that true humorous Gallant that desires to powre himselfe into all fashions (if his ambition be such to excell euen Complement itselfe) must as well practise to diminish his walkes, as to bee various in his sallets, curious in his Tobacco, or ingenious in the trussing vp of a new Scotch-hose: / All which vertues are excellent and able to maintaine him, especially if the old worme-eaten Farmer (his father) bee dead, and left him fiue hundred a yeare, onely to keepe an Irish hobby, an Irish horse-boy, and himselfe (like a gentleman). Hee therefore that would striue to fashion his leggs to his silke stockins, and his proud gate to his broad garters, let him whiffe downe these obseruations; for, if he once get to walke by the booke (and I see no reason but he may, as well as fight by the booke) Powles may be proud of him, _Will Clarke_ shall ring forth _Encomiums_ in his honour, Iohn in Powles _Church-yard_, shall fit his head for an excellent blocke, whilest all the Innes of Court reioyce to behold his most hansome calfe. Your Mediterranean Ile, is then the onely gallery, wherein the pictures of all your true fashionate and complementall _Guls_ are, and ought to be hung vp: into that gallery carry your neat body, but take heede you pick out such an hour when the maine Shoale of Ilanders are swimming vp and downe. And first obserue your doores of entrance, and your _Exit_, not much vnlike the plaiers at the Theaters, keeping your _Decorums_, euen in phantasticality. As for example: if you proue to be a _Northerne_ Gentleman, I would wish you to passe through the North doore, more often (especially) then any of the other: and so, according to your countries, take note of your entrances.