Being arriued in the roome, salute not any but those of your acquaintance: walke up and downe by the rest as scornfully and as carelesly as a Gentleman-Usher: Select some friend (hauing first throwne off your cloake) to walke vp and downe the room with you, let him be suited if you can, worse by farre then your selfe, he will be a foyle to you: and this will be a meanes to publish your clothes better than Powles, a Tennis-court, or a Playhouse: discourse as lowd as you can, no matter to what purpose if you but make a noise, and laugh in fashion, and haue a good sower face to promise quarrelling, you shall bee much obserued. If you be a souldier, talke how often you haue beene in action: as the _Portingale_ voyage, Cales voiage, the _Iland_ voiage, besides some eight or nine imploiments in Ireland, and the low Countries: then you may discourse how honourably your _Graue_ vsed you; obserue that you cal your _Graue Maurice_, your _Graue_: How often you haue drunk with Count such a one, and such a Count, on your knees to your _Graues_ health: and let it bee your vertue to giue place neither to _S. Kynock_, nor to any _Dutchman_ whatsoeuer in the seuenteene _prouinces_, for that Souldiers complement of drinking. And if you perceiue that the vntrauelld company about you take this downe well, ply them with more such stuffe, as how you haue interpreted betweene the French King and a great Lord of Barbary, when they haue been drinking healthes together, and that will be an excellent occasion to publish your languages, if you haue them: if not, get some fragments of French, or smal parcels of Italian, to fling about the table: but beware how you speake any Latine there: your Ordinary most commonly hath no more to do with Latine then a desperate towne of Garison hath.